Scenario 1 :-
Ken - Great view from here. The guy in seat 515 U must of really done something to offend the crowd though, all those banners telling him to get out !!
Scenario 2 :-
Ken - Help Oggy, were almost half way through game and i'm dying for a number 2, what should i do.
Oggy - Just curl one down on the pitch. No-one will take a blind bit of notice the amount of shit they see on the pitch week in week out.
Scenario 3 :-
Oggy - "I could murder a fag"
Ken - "I'm Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Ta...Cheesy