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rob9872

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"Playing football is very much likeing making love to a beautiful woman ..."
 

Alex

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Or, 'I'm thinking of pushing for manager once Thorn's out of the picture. What do you think Oggy?'
 

ICHAN

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Do you fancy being the next manager with me oggy?
We could be the next George and John.
Steven and Kenneth sky blue army what do you think?
 

Astute

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Hey Oggy, will they think I am AT if I shave my head as I am fat enough?
 

oldskyblue58

CCFC Finance Director
"I know this great little portugese player ....... Christiano something ..... I reckon I could get him to come play for us you know"
 

jackdg

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Tell you what , I used to use St. Tropez but I just find Ronseal gives me that extra something...
 

Skyblueloyal

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How much could we sell you for in the January transfer window Big man ?
 

BigCsCheesyGrin

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Scenario 1 :-

Ken - Great view from here. The guy in seat 515 U must of really done something to offend the crowd though, all those banners telling him to get out !!

Scenario 2 :-

Ken - Help Oggy, were almost half way through game and i'm dying for a number 2, what should i do.

Oggy - Just curl one down on the pitch. No-one will take a blind bit of notice the amount of shit they see on the pitch week in week out.

Scenario 3 :-

Oggy - "I could murder a fag"

Ken - "I'm Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"


Ta...Cheesy
 

ICHAN

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Harrison to oggy.
The great escape script won't work this time mate not with these two running the show.
 

torchomatic

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KD: "Steve, se você jogar seus cartões para a direita, você pode ser o novo gerente, em janeiro, você sod sorte"
 

torchomatic

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Google Translate!
 
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I don't know who you are or how on earth I got here , please, point me in the direction of the exit.
 

georgehudson

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Oggy; an 8 letter word for the art of preparing & dispensing drugs ?
kd; err, give us a clue
Oggy; well it's the pantomime season, 'IT'S BEHIND YOU'
 

Nonleagueherewecome

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"Steven,I like you...you're an ex-copper, I'm an ex-copper...how do you fancy a crack at managing the first team?"

"Sod off Ken, I'm not that stupid!"
 

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