Caption Competition... (1 Viewer)

rob9872

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #36

"Playing football is very much likeing making love to a beautiful woman ..."

 

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Alex

New Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #37

Or, 'I'm thinking of pushing for manager once Thorn's out of the picture. What do you think Oggy?'

 

ICHAN

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #38

Do you fancy being the next manager with me oggy?
We could be the next George and John.
Steven and Kenneth sky blue army what do you think?

 

ICHAN

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #39

Is this where the stoning takes place big nose?

 

Astute

Well-Known Member

• Dec 13, 2011

• #40

Hey Oggy, will they think I am AT if I shave my head as I am fat enough?

 

oldskyblue58

CCFC Finance Director

• Dec 13, 2011

• #41

"I know this great little portugese player ....... Christiano something ..... I reckon I could get him to come play for us you know"

 

jackdg

Well-Known Member

• Dec 13, 2011

• #42

Tell you what , I used to use St. Tropez but I just find Ronseal gives me that extra something...

 

Skyblueloyal

Active Member

• Dec 13, 2011

• #43

How much could we sell you for in the January transfer window Big man ?

 

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Sharpie83

New Member

• Dec 13, 2011

• #44

Here is ur Xmas card o that will be £400 for it please

 

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Skybluerhys

New Member

• Dec 13, 2011

• #45

Why dont we Attack??

 

ICHAN

Well-Known Member

• Dec 13, 2011

• #46

Oh the xmas party menu.

 

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BigCsCheesyGrin

New Member

• Dec 13, 2011

• #47

Scenario 1 :-

Ken - Great view from here. The guy in seat 515 U must of really done something to offend the crowd though, all those banners telling him to get out !!

Scenario 2 :-

Ken - Help Oggy, were almost half way through game and i'm dying for a number 2, what should i do.

Oggy - Just curl one down on the pitch. No-one will take a blind bit of notice the amount of shit they see on the pitch week in week out.

Scenario 3 :-

Oggy - "I could murder a fag"

Ken - "I'm Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"


Ta...Cheesy

 

harvey098

Well-Known Member

• Dec 13, 2011

• #48

Ken to oggy:

Im going to sell all the players and staff, but not you. You're a keeper!

 

ICHAN

Well-Known Member

• Dec 13, 2011

• #49

Harrison to oggy.
The great escape script won't work this time mate not with these two running the show.

 

torchomatic

Well-Known Member

• Dec 13, 2011

• #50

KD: "Steve, se você jogar seus cartões para a direita, você pode ser o novo gerente, em janeiro, você sod sorte"

 

ICHAN

Well-Known Member

• Dec 13, 2011

• #51

ugh sory torch do you do interpretations mate?

 

torchomatic

Well-Known Member

• Dec 13, 2011

• #52

Google Translate!

 

Lets all sing together

New Member

• Dec 13, 2011

• #53

I don't know who you are or how on earth I got here , please, point me in the direction of the exit.

 

sw88

Chief Commentator!

• Dec 13, 2011

• #54

"That seat he's in (Andy Thorn) will soon be mine.. all mine!!! Muwahahaha"

 

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TalkSkyBlue

New Member

• Dec 13, 2011

• #55

"D oyou think I should go over to AT and let him know about substitutions, or shall I text him?"

 

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georgehudson

Well-Known Member

• Dec 13, 2011

• #56

Oggy; an 8 letter word for the art of preparing & dispensing drugs ?
kd; err, give us a clue
Oggy; well it's the pantomime season, 'IT'S BEHIND YOU'

 

Nonleagueherewecome

Well-Known Member

• Dec 14, 2011

• #57

"Steven,I like you...you're an ex-copper, I'm an ex-copper...how do you fancy a crack at managing the first team?"

"Sod off Ken, I'm not that stupid!"

 

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wingy

Well-Known Member

• Dec 14, 2011

• #58

Just as long as you're numbers on your epulets kd or block 15 will see to you