Bad joke corner

[Harry Grout]

The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "Ah Sisu have just paid all the unpaid rent,bought David Mcgoldrick,and sold Hussey and Bell for 1M each!!!."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"

And on a similar theme.................

Tim Fisher - living proof that Snow White and Dopey did have sex!

 

[Harry Grout]

For our Australian cousins..........

Q: What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
A: You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!

 

[TheUKGryphon]

Why did Wayne Rooney have both fists up Alex Ferguson's arse?

He was holding on to Howard Webb's feet.

 

[lordsummerisle]

Thought I'd disprove all the End of the World theories relating to the Mayan Calendar by cheating and opening the 21st December window on my Advent Calendar.



Never had zombies before..

 

[LastGarrison]

I'd like to invite you all along to a Charity event next week in aid of women with no arms and legs.


It's going to be crawling with fanny.

 

[smileycov]

Went to a fund raiser disco to raise awareness for people with Testicular cancer..........everyone had a ball!

 

[Harry Grout]

Just bought my girlfriend a box of luminous condoms............arr, you should have seen her little face light up!

 

[curlyc_]

People are making apocolypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.....

 

[Joe King]

Woy was a bit miffed that no-one would join him in his New Year sing-a-long!

 

[Hugh Jarse]

The Vatican have confirmed that Jimmy Savile was only two offences away from being given his own Parish!

 

[smileycov]

I ate so much over Christmas, i needed a Midwife to help me take a shit

 

[Harry Grout]

They say that 1 in every 5 people in the World today is Chinese. As I come from a family of 5, this got me thinking...............

Is it Mum?...............is it Dad?..............me?............perhaps my brother Colin?.............
or my sister Chung Ling Fu?..............on reflection I think it's my brother Colin.

 

[Coventry La La La]

After the pope's recent resignation, Peter Odemwingie has arrived in the car park of the Vatican to begin negotiations.

 

[blueflint]

after a tesco ready meal went for shit it was firm to soft in places

 

[Disorganised1]

I don't kow what all this fuss is about. It's low in fat, nutricious, and tasty. Just high in Shergar.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

What did the Scotsman think of the horse meat scandal?


Neigh bother.