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Anyone unashamedly climbing on this now ? (5 Viewers)

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  • Start date Jan 24, 2017
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Sky Blue Kid

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #281
jimmyhillsfanclub said:
....excellent....we've now moved on to the hardest pet section of this thread.......this is becoming a favorite....
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And not me that started it either.
 

hill83

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #282
I haven't got a dog
 

jimmyhillsfanclub

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #283
Nick said:
One of mine is being a bastard at the minute, constantly got his lipstick out Time of year I think.
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Mines just recovering from eating something poisonous......was mopping up dog diarrhoea off the kitchen floor at 5.45am yesterday.....
 
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Sky Blue Kid

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #284
Nick said:
One of mine is being a bastard at the minute, constantly got his lipstick out Time of year I think.
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Know what you mean.... When he starts humping your leg, you don't say "Get down!"... You say "Hurry up"
 
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Sky Blue Kid

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #285
Sky Blue Kid said:

Know what you mean.... When he starts humping your leg, you don't say "Get down!"... You say "Hurry up"
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Well funny when my Jack Russell tries humping the Akita.
 
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Grendel

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #286
Sky Blue Kid said:
And not me that started it either.
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It stated as you made some reference to your morals not letting you go to Wembley. Then something about people having to respect that view.

That suggests those who go have less morals than yourself.

It went crashing downhill after that.
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #287
Sky Blue Kid said:

Know what you mean.... When he starts humping your leg, you don't say "Get down!"... You say "Hurry up"
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Why do you let your dog hump your leg?

Mine have never tried to hump, if they did they would get a backhand and told to lie down.
 
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Sky Blue Kid

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #288
Grendel said:
It stated as you made some reference to your morals not letting you go to Wembley. Then something about people having to respect that view.

That suggests those who go have less morals than yourself.

It went crashing downhill after that.
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Fuck off back to sleep you twat.. We're talking about our dogs now...FFS talk about butting your nose in when it's not wanted!
 

Nick

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #289
Sky Blue Kid said:
Fuck off back to sleep you twat.. We're talking about our dogs now...FFS talk about butting your nose in when it's not wanted!
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Yeah Grendel, SBK is telling us how hard his dog is and that it humps his leg

 

Otis

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #290
Sky Blue Kid said:
Fuck off back to sleep you twat.. We're talking about our dogs now...FFS talk about butting your nose in when it's not wanted!
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Isn't that's exactly what dogs do?
 

Sky Blue Kid

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #291
Nick said:
Why do you let your dog hump your leg?

Mine have never tried to hump, if they did they would get a backhand and told to lie down.
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Even Covmark would see that was banter(Jokes) as kids would say nowadays.
 

Sky Blue Kid

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #292
Nick said:
Yeah Grendel, SBK is telling us how hard his dog is and that it humps his leg

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Yeh! and Nick is telling us all how he batters his dog if it doesn't do what he tells it.
 

Nick

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #293
Sky Blue Kid said:
Yeh! and Nick is telling us all how he batters his dog if it doesn't do what he tells it.
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Yep, beat the absolute shite out of all of them. OR I just give them a little backhand to move them along to go and lie down, not to hurt them

Need to get a little bit of order going on, that way you don't have "hard" dogs trying to shag legs.
 

Sky Blue Kid

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #294
Nick said:
Yep, beat the absolute shite out of all of them. OR I just give them a little backhand to move them along to go and lie down, not to hurt them

Need to get a little bit of order going on.
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Not how I read it mate :jawdrop:
 

Nick

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #295
Sky Blue Kid said:
Not how I read it mate :jawdrop:
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That would probably hold up as an argument if you could read things though!

Can't you let your dog post? Probably make more sense and be decent!



For the record, I do like dogs and Akitas Nothing wrong with putting boxing gloves on and jabbing the dog up every so often either, they love it!
 
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eastwoodsdustman

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #296
My son phoned me from school this morning moaning that we have a home draw. He's been banging on about the Wembley tourists attending the home game and would rather have an away tie so that he doesn't have to suffer them. Started moaning about them all at the crewe semi final and Gillingham games etc etc.
He came up with a fair point, Where have they all been when the club/team really needed them over the last year or two?
 
M

Monners

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #297
Bet your dog can't do this!
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #298
Monners said:
Bet your dog can't do this!
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Mine is too busy sorting the pitch at the Ricoh.
 
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rupert_bear

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #299
covcity4life said:
do your relatives from lancashire support cov?

just curious
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Only when Man United aren't playing !
 

covmark

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #300
Sky Blue Kid said:
Even Covmark would see that was banter(Jokes) as kids would say nowadays.
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Don't drag me into your dog banter, I don't have a dog. My kids have guinea pigs though, if you'd like an argument about them.

Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Tapatalk
 

covcity4life

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #301
rupert_bear said:
Only when Man United aren't playing !
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you shouldnt really be helping man utd fans come to a cov wembley game imo. even if they are family

JUST MY OPINION LOL
 

Sky Blue Kid

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #302
covmark said:
Don't drag me into your dog banter, I don't have a dog. My kids have guinea pigs though, if you'd like an argument about them.

Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Tapatalk
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Nah! not my bag... I could send my old mate Freddie Starr to bite their heads off though!
 

covmark

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #303
Sky Blue Kid said:
Nah! not my bag... I could send my old mate Freddie Starr to bite their heads off though!
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Wasn't that a hamster?

Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Tapatalk
 

ajsccfc

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #304
We've got a cat. She won't win many fights but I swear before we had her neutered the load wailing she made when on heat would take down a rhino.
 
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Sky Blue Kid

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #305
covmark said:
Wasn't that a hamster?

Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Tapatalk
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He's got a big gob mate, he'll have a go at anything When he's hungry.
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #306
ajsccfc said:
We've got a cat. She won't win many fights but I swear before we had her neutered the load wailing she made when on heat would take down a rhino.
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Dirtbag cat! :emoji_leopard:
 

idm1975

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #307
covcity4life said:
everyione on this forum should jump them at the statue
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Watch out for hadji though, pretty sure thats where he hangs out waiting to bash people up!
 

Astute

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #308
Sky Blue Kid said:
Well funny when my Jack Russell tries humping the Akita.
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Now there is a hard dog. The bloody Jack Russell. Doesn't matter how hard you kick one. They just come back for another kick.
 
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Otis

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #309
Astute said:
Now there is a hard dog. The bloody Jack Russell. Doesn't matter how hard you kick one. They just come back for another kick.
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Same as when you set fire to them. They always seem to find a puddle or water source.

Grrr
 
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robbiethemole

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #310
my jack russel killed a rottweiler................... little fucker got stuck in it's throat.:wtf:

anyway 9 pages of mostly dross about animals??? what happened to footy? didnt Festa start their comeback by winning the JPT.......ah wait, they got proper owners, sorry ignore the last bit
 
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rupert_bear

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #311
covcity4life said:
you shouldnt really be helping man utd fans come to a cov wembley game imo. even if they are family

JUST MY OPINION LOL
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They are helping me they're paying
 

Brylowes

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #312
Sky Blue Kid said:
You do realise that your opinions aren't the only ones don't you?
I've had 35 years of watching beautiful football, and 15 years of total shite. Guess which one I prefer!
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I appreciate it's been a rough day, but I have to ask, :emoji_sweat:
Who were you watching for 35 years ?
 
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Brylowes

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #313
Nick said:
Why do you let your dog hump your leg?

if they did they would get a backhand and told to lie down.
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Erm yes Nick, because laying down would be more comfortable wouldn't it.:emoji_poodle:
 
Last edited: Jan 26, 2017

Sky Blue Kid

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #314
Brylowes said:
I appreciate it's been a rough day, but I have to ask, :emoji_sweat:
Who were you watching for 35 years ?
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All the teams we played in the Premier league. Don't tell me you forgot what they played like!
 

clint van damme

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  • Jan 26, 2017
  • #315
Sky Blue Kid said:
A lot of posters that hate me have been sat on the side watching these posts, yet the only one to like or pass comment have been FP and Nick.... Not even Esoterica, or Skybluefaz(They can't stand me) have made a comment... I wonder why?
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because you've got them locked in your basement/sex dungeon?
 
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