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Is your girlfriend a midwife? ;)

Maybe he was an NHS worker who’d just finished his shift and not noticed that he’d accidentally left his government supplied PPE on.

According to Finish scientists 3D modelling there’s a lot of merit in the general public wearing masks in public not to stop yourself catching it as such but to stop anyone who might have it spreading it. 3D simulation shows how a single cough can spread coronavirus through a grocery store

The WHO actually says that masks on their own aren’t effective. The same way as a crash helmet won’t stop you getting road rash if you come off a motorbike wearing just a crash helmet and underpants. You need full PPE for it to be at its most effective not part PPE.

I can tell you what it isn’t. It isn’t bin bags for aprons.

Kier Starmer made her do it. Obviously.

Home Secretary Priti Patel admits own parents might not have been allowed into UK under her new immigration laws

Gallows humour. Right up your street.

Which only makes her more bizarre. Covtarian hates foreigners too despite his own mother being one. That stupid woman from the EDL dislikes them despite as her last name would indicate her paternal grandfather was one. Try hards, all of them.

You and your gallows humour. Grendull will be giving you a like for that. That’s the type of humour that’s straight up his street.

You’re both wrong. It’s Go and see your mother on Mother’s Day Avenue.

It’s up there with going out into the street and randomly kissing strangers logic in how to stop the spread of the infection.

So the suggestion then is that changing PPE between patients is a mistake. Question, how do you know which patients have it and who doesn’t when A) we aren’t testing enough people and B) the results aren’t instantaneous? Surely the one thing we’ve learned is you eliminate the risk of spreading...

It’s gone from a “broad church” to a narrow minded church.

Putting it into context makes it sound even worse.

Not sure how they’ll ever know given NHS staff are still not being tested regularly. Nurse 'killed by coronavirus' had not been tested for Covid-19 despite symptoms Either way it’s still no excuse for failing them with PPE.

Read the comments. Some people still buying into the it’s fake news line even though it turned out that the actual fake news was that it was ever fake news.

I think it was as simple as it wasn’t as contagious and had a lower mortality rate if you did catch it.

Yeah but apart from the ventilators what have the Germans ever done for us? Furnish us with a language? Oh fuck off

Apparently. They also offered to donate Hugh Quarshie to deputise for Matt Hancock but he was apparently overqualified. The second bit isn’t true, although Hugh Quarshie probably is better qualified than Matt Hancock.