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We should get a member on here who’s BAME. That way they could re-enacts Black Klangsman. Yes-ah.

Not been into a supermarket since the lockdown but was in boots yesterday getting some hay fever treatment and they had. Food, medicines and stuff like shampoo, deodorants, family planning only. All the isles with electrical goods, designer perfumes and gifts all cordoned off.

What! Tories don’t get away with it Coronavirus UK: Cabinet minister Robert Jenrick defies lockdown | Daily Mail Online

Heartbreaking scenes.

Something something why do you want Boris dead.

Are you talking head or balls?

Poof. :)

Them too;)

Think a lot of it depends on what era you’re from. From a young age I’ve loved a guitar riff and first discovered heavy metal watching Motörhead on TOTP. Through a mates older brother soon discovered bands like Iron Maiden, Saxon and AC-DC. Through my step dad discovered bands like Rainbow and...

You can remain in the same country and change the government though.

Which ironically could be used as a euphemism for criticising Boris.

If I don’t tie it back in a ponytail how else am I going to let the world know it’s a midlife crisis? Alice band maybe? Oh, I know. Dreadlocks. No wait, I don’t have a trust fund. Corn rolls it is then.

Try telling that to horses.

Geoff Northcot is actually one of my favourite comedians. Strange as I’m apparently a snowflake lefty.

This again is Grendulls game.

Again your game.

To be fair you would know. It’s your game.

Getting the full house here Socialist. Tick Lefty rag. Tick Unbalanced. Tick Poor man’s Will Self. Tick (although it pains me to admit that’s a fair point) What I really want to know is which Newspaper tried to pass off a clap for the NHS photo as a clap for Boris photo. Not sure anyone can...

can’t decide whether to buy some clippers and get the wife to cut it (although my ten year old is itching to do it) or just say fuck it and let it grow. Never had long hair so maybe a time of crisis is a good excuse to have a midlife crisis and just let it grow until it’s long enough to put it a...

Seems his timing was impeccable.