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Saying it’s not worth the cost is one thing but to use the phrase spunking it up the wall to describe the cost of investigating child sex abuse claims. Grendull must be appalled.

Boris Johnson seems to agree with her. Johnson comments on child abuse 'horrific' Watch PM refuse to apologise for ‘spaffing’ slur on child abuse inquiry and pretend he has contacted Jo Cox’s family

It came with a side of crocamole.

Did you skip the starter?

Probably not as stupid as it sounds. Getting vitamin B12 straight from the source.

Didn’t they used to do a kangaroo steak also?

Did it take long to cook or did they make it snappy?

Halal alligator?

Alligator is eaten quite a lot in southern states of the US, raccoons too. There’s even an annual raccoon eating festival in Minnesota.

His daughter had symptoms and they were supposed to be self isolating but he got her queue jumped for a test ahead of NHS staff. I’m guessing she didn’t have it.

I think there’s a height requirement;)

What what? What Russia report. Nothing to see here. Ooo, look over there.

Chips. No wait... ...they’re Belgium.

Sounds like Fauci’s time is coming to an end Trump retweets #FireFauci hashtag as he hits back at the head of the CDC | Daily Mail Online Could be shooting himself in the foot, what would there be to stop Fauci blowing the lid off when he no longer has to answer to Trump.

There’s never a shortage of twats.

Or extend the transition period.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that every one who has a skin fade and/or spends time in the gym is a twat. Rather there’s a certain type of twat who goes to the gym, typically only works the arms for vanity and has a skin fade.

Trump coming in for more criticism. Direct from Anthony Fauci this time. Fauci confirms NY Times report Trump rebuffed social distancing advice

That’s about the size of it.

Sorry. They may have said gowns now that you say it, not aprons.