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i normally find that answering the door naked (apart from a mask of course) usually does the trick. That, and sticking your knob through the letterbox.

people that clap with their fingers spread wide apart - arseholes!

"whats in the box"?

third on that list 'paid a female to be quiet'. Money well spent.

thought he walked on water?

have you ever seen him strolling to Bournemouth and back?

have a nap during the night instead then, either just before or just after the 3 hours. Hey presto - 6 hours sleep!

i wonder what is in all the bundles?

i keep meaning to visit the Coventry watch museum but just can't seem to find the time.

wouldn't let me cast vote with no boxes ticked

don't forget the coupons thay have stashed away at the back of their purse, which also need scanning. Oh, and whilst I'm here, can you check this lottery ticket from last year to see if I've won anything?

Thanks - just watched Bladrunner 2049 - really enjoyed it. "Bloke from La La Land chases escaped replicants across a futuristic landscape!"

don't they 'intergrate' in there, then?

Phil Mickleson (bottom left of pic) seems to have hit his ball a fair way out of bounds.

"Innocent man suffers life changing injuries after city centre pub fight gets out of hand" Strange headline. Would seem to imply that the fight was going perfectly well at one stage before taking an unexpected turn. Innocent man suffers life changing injuries after pub fight

a bit like this?

off to see new Bladerunner this week. Never saw the original. Can anybody give me a one sentence summary so that I know whats going on?

not really - quite a lot of others liked him too.

correct me if i'm wrong, but wasn't one of the reasons for the poor attendence that night because of the proposed redevelopment of the Trent End stand in readiness for Euro 96? Only a guess of course.

I'm pretty sure its because the women insist on washing up as they go along, which invariably means that things get overcooked.