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bet she didn't like that

it's a fairly passive procedure. You just stand there doing a piss, and your olfactory receptors decide to get involved. No choice really.

that's because they are now 35 to 36 years old.

double mystery

most of the time my piss just smell of piss. Today however, to my delight, my piss smelled just like roast chicken flavoured crisps (Walkers). No idea why (I haven't eaten chicken or crisps for some time). Anyone else experienced any nice piss smells?

Steel Magnolias? :)

I think the fact that they have commissoned a second series spoils the ending of the first - i.e (trying to avoid spoiler) you now know what happens/didn't happen to the main character.

i don't think this is an appropriate thing for you to be winding him up about

I think gas as fuck is an entirely different thing

cloud his rationale? I think his experiences have served to strenghten his rationale.

partial to a drop of Lagavulin

you mean you've actually seen him?

i thought it was by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney?

i thought you were meant to be ill?

doesn't microwaved bacon smell like 'wet dog'?

you never know what will happen if you ask for 'clispy bacon' in a Thai hotel.

thats a long walk

you must know every area of the stadium by now then

Reminds me of the joke 'How do you make a cat go woof'?

You mean Simon Cowell?