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if my memory serves me correctly, the crowd was 22,072. Could have been 22,073 - it was a long time ago.

I remember being taken to Woolworths once for lunch as a treat in the 70's. You had to go up a flight of stairs from the main shopping level to reach the 'restaurant'. There were about 30 steps, and on at least 10 of them was a small dollop of shit. I think the toilets were upstairs too, and...

David Phillips and Stuart Pearce both playing for Forest that night.

also, when you do actually crack and decide to ask for a Latte (pronounced Latt -ay), they then confirm your order and attempt to correct your (alreay correct) pronouciation by saying "OK Sir, 'one Lar-tay". Arggghhhh!

my wife likes to shout 'doesn't your mum let you go on the road?' at them. Has no effect but makes her feel better.

unless there are any 'darkies' playing of course

i nearly got one on the bonnet this morning. Wound down the window to shout '"take those fucking headphones off, you prick!", which failed to have the desired effect.

are you sure he's got 'thrust' ?

nope, that's my level I'm afraid

he has no idea

Blood Sick Piss Turds

edit: sorry, thought you said 'wanks'