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i prefer cúnt , it sounds more French la cúnt

a sphincter says what

the phrase "the race to the bottom"

wipe it off with a tissue

why, are you still there (Venice)?

perhaps add 'try wearing a condom' to your bucket list? :)

Reminds me of a cartoon I once saw - a picture of 2 old blokes sat in their chairs in the old peoples home. One says to the other "Just think Frank, I've we hadn't given up smoking and drinking, we'd have missed out on all this"

I've always thought that he looks like a cross between Michael Crawford and Rolf Harris. + =

is that a microwave under the bonnet?

You forgot Jeremy C̶u̶n̶t̶ Hunt.

or pop destroying, depending on their singing style.

you're not meant to (unless you have little legs)

found it very boring to be honest.

is wrestling a sport?

the clue was in the question. :)

People that kiss their dogs. Why would you do it? Do you enjoy the taste of other dogs arseholes, or is there some other reason?. Please enlighten me (puts on tin hat)

would you trust someone who: - doesn't like sport - and doesn't like beer ?

how do you know no-one was stabbed without watching it?

try this: Random UK Cities Generator online