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The shittiest ever player I have seen was at Some Common in the Sunday league. This guy went for a sliding tackle and slid straight into a great big pile of doggie crap. He was well shitty.

I don't want them to smash them at all! I want a Man U player to go right through on a Sheff Utd player and not get sent off for it and then for Sheff Utd to have a goal disallowed because the officials can't see if the ball went over the line or not and then Sheff Utd have two clear penalties...

What if he's like me and he says everything out loud while he's typing it?

Can't expect too much from the lad. It's not that in going back to Liverpool Kent's going to turn into Superman is it!

Not sure about 'smash' exactly, but maybe 5 or 6 nil.

Call me a TM rent boy. I'm sorry, lapse in my steely barrier.

Just wondering, do you think there will ever come a day when we'll do the 'SISU out' chant without the 'out' on the end?

Stop being so overdramatic! It's not 2 pm yet. Plenty of time.

Yep. If they did 18 searches and had searched properly, which you would have assumed they did do due to the thorough dislike of Avery and the fact they thought he was guilty, then you would say they would have done really detailed, thorough searches very early on. It was about 4 months later...

A draw will be fine, but I really fancy our chances. Two draws will be okay to be honest, but ideally we really could do with beating our rivals if at all possible if we want to be real contenders.

I thought racing drivers earned shed loads.

Have to say I don't think I have ever seen a Adam Sandler film and I have only seen snippets here and there. Can't see any comedy filtering through at all myself. Maybe I will have to watch one of his older movies. Is it like the Woody Allen quip? 'I like your films, especially the older funny...

Isn't Conor Thomas out for the rest of the season? If so no-one's going to want to take him til the Summer.

Ah, so when you met him he was sitting down I take it? He's 13ft 6 (13ft 7 1/2 with his shoes on) (16ft 9 with his wife's shoes on)

Find a relative you don't like and send them down to have a beer with him.

Think he'd end up on the bench to be honest.

Think you answered your own question in the first sentence. If we are bringing quite a few players in, in certain positions then not everyone is going to be able to play. For instance, if TM said to JOB I see you as a squad player but not first choice, JOB might want more than that...

Seriously though, genuinely think you're missing a trick not putting prices up on Tuesday. Joe Cole's one of the best players of the last decade and probably England's best left back ever IMO. And with the increased revenue you might be able to sign John Salako again. Am I...

Oh yes, forgot about that. Either very dodgy, or an incredible coincidence that the only person to be given a camera is the one who finds the car. Then there's also the police radio too isn't there when the car is found. The first despatch to officer conversation we hear is 'Have we got Steven...

It was just odd. Why would they delete messages? It's not usually a slip of the finger job is it, it's usually an instruction 'to delete this message please press ....' Just very odd. Another thing that didn't quite make sense, like the searcher's story about suddenly going up on the...