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And then you sure it up; make the midfield more compact.

That was utterly fucking pathetic. Almost as bad as the Birmingham debacle. It's like Lampard has an inability to learn from previous games. We. Cannot. Play. This. Way. Away. From. Fucking. Home! We've had 45 minutes of decent football away from home since the Middlesbrough game, and that's...

It's just brainless. This performance is on Lampard. You can't keep setting up to be so open away from home, especially without pace at the back. It was happening last season, and it's exactly the same this. You have to be more compact away from home.

You've got to be savvy, especially away from home, and we're not fucking savvy.

That was dogshit, but it's this fucking system. It's brainlessly open.

That's fucking pathetic. Utterly fucking pathetic

Get BTA off.

That's utter fucking dogshit I fucking gate these.

We've got away with one there, and BTA's been very poor.

Started well, ended really well, but the bit in the middle was terrifying. We give up so much space, and it really appears that we're playing without a left-back at times. It also feels that we really haven't made the most of a lot of extremely promising situations we've had in attack there.

A bloke who used to operate the turnstiles at Highfield Road once won the Goldrun on Blockbusters. That may not make him much of a celebrity, but it's still better than Richard Keys.

That's why Norwich have got the better of us in recent years, too. For most of the time, they've been a parachute club, so have just had a better team than us. The home game this year, though, was ridiculous. They put in as cowardly a performance as I've ever seen, and got away with a 1-1.

Wrexham seem to be buying the right players, but at massively inflated prices (which is why I find them problematic). Birmingham give no indication that they know what they are doing at all. It's all scattergun. The frustrating thing is that neither are able to outspend their rivals due to...

Because both would have had different combinations of genes passed on by their parents. Many of the genes that dictate male pattern baldness will be recessive, which means you need two copies (one from father, one from mother) for them to show in the phenotype. They won't have the same...

They might be shite, but they've got a good manager. Impossible to argue a draw between direct rivals isn't a good result for a team that wins.

That's not how you advertise a chocolate bar. This is how you advertise a chocolate bar:

Also, any excuse to get this out again:

No putting chocolate in the fridge. That's madness.

Double Deckers are where it's at. So chewy and satisfying. Like a Bounty, too. And Clubs. Though I only twigged the reason for the classic wrappers recently. Mint flavour a golf ball; milk chocolate a playing card. Golf club. Queen of Clubs. I felt such a doofus.