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Second one was stonewall.

He was giving me kittens with his distribution. Too often playing hospital passes to players.

In your face, knickerstitchers.

Second one was blatant. Turns their player, gets goalside, their player falls into him without being anywhere near the ball; how can that not be a penalty?

Night and day from the first half. Fucking brilliant that half. Massive.

I wish we could put a better footballing brain into EMC.

Esse look extremely talented, but also extremely rusty (which is fair enough). You can tell he's not played much football lately.

Easy to defend against, and easy to attack. It's really hard to believe this is the same set of players that were playing early in the season. How good is Lampard? Because getting a team to recover form is how a manager really earns their corn. He has to earn his corn now, because these...

So much fucking space. If something's not working, change it, and this is not working.

This formation no longer works without swarming teams when they have the ball at the back. Either play with constant energy from the front three or change it.

Not bothered about Villa anymore either, tbh. Clubs I dislike now are for specific reasons rather than club rivalries. I'm glad many see a rivalry with Leicester, though, because it means someone coined the term 'Knickerstitchers'. By far the best derogatory nickname for a club I've heard.

I don't either (or no more than anyone else). No Leicester fans at school, weren't in the same division as them when I started supporting us. Never enjoyed games against them because it brought out the worst in the more knuckle-dragging elements of both fanbases, but didn't care about them in...

Fringe. We're not American yet.

Groom of the Stool. It was very privileged, but was probably more handing stuff over and helping whichever fat prick was king at the time get back into their ludicrously fussy and bulky clothes afterwards than actually wiping. You'd like to think so, anyway. It must have been awful for both...

Niche.

I agree, but this particular Leicester fan adds nothing; their 'banter' is just witlessness. Tbf, though, if no-one reacted, they'd just bugger off.

We'll have to wait and see.

I call Yang Yang.

Because you appreciate a good moustache?