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Right. Surely somewhere there's someone actually happy to be making a transfer to a club?

Aye, it's pure magic tae be in this dingy cupboard by the way.

Tomb Raider's tomorrow if you're waiting on that rather than next week. If anyone hasn't played it already I'd recommend it hugely.

I had a gag about it being Robert Jarni because of the pattern on Croatia's kit but that's more checkerboard which is spelt just differently enough but I've sorta made the joke anyway haha bye EDIT: even worse, I just noticed people got there already too. Leave me alone, it's Friday.

Multi-quote's a dangerous weapon.

Some non-league youth team apparently.

There have only been a handful of players who've scored more goals in a single year for us than Clarke did in 2013. Whatever his attitude, he was a fantastic signing for us.

You've got to be kidding me.

I'd be happy with this if it came off. Although right now I'd be happy with a striker who is old enough to shave and unlikely to play injured to get out of games, so I've set the bar low.

I thought this had happened a few weeks ago. There was a story about Lobjoit not working out just after he made that almost-legible Tweet about Clarke's transfer request.

Imagine.

Looking at his time here overall: very good, ruined by a disappointing end. Much like Mark Robins, or your penis.

Deal! If it's actually 17 months, we split the winnings and spend it on couriering dog shit direct to his house.

I give it a maximum of 18 months, he'll be holding up a different shirt looking glum while Wolves fans call him a dickhead on social media. Count it!

Let's put this kind of thing to bed if nothing else.

I don't believe a word that CovTel_CCFC says, he's misled me once too many times now.

That 'blessing in disguise' thing is an unnecessary dig at Jon Stead. At least retain some class when misleading us about our increasing depression, @CovTel_CCFC.

The exclamation point makes it read enthusiastically, so I'm going with an incoming. (If I'm wrong, every exclamation point from here on in will read as mocking and sarcastic and that'll be my childhood RUINED.) EDIT: childhood ruined going by Rich's post. Damn you Telegraph.

Not worth the hassle, his old man would insist on a contract clause that they should worship no false nines.

Some of it must be earmarked for moustache wax for when they want to twirl them like 1920s villains.