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I think so, but it hadn't actually been stolen in the end. Fun story for the parents that evening I'd imagine.

Phew! That was a tense three hours.

There was a teacher at my school who made the boys strip to find who had stolen a pen. The police got called in and he later had a nervous breakdown. He didn't have a name that lends itself to the wordplay theme, but it was a bit mental.

My problem isn't whether the people following Grendel offend him (I'd be amazed as it's not the most cutting stuff) but it's incredibly dull to see it happen in every thread he posts in. If he brings it on himself then sure, but it's increasingly the case that it's not what is said but who says...

I find none of this erotic. Someone put on a nurse uniform at least.

I'm not sure about following the Leeds or Millwall model. People seem to actually like us a bit after the past few days.

Let's hope the police don't investigate Grendel's post history as they'd end up having to dish out restraining orders to his stalkers.

'Can't you take a bit of banter?' 'PC brigade out in force again'

I think strictly speaking they're not, but as it's a lot of people and generally after the game's finished there's not really much action worth pursuing.

Creedence Clearwater Couto's parents were heavily influenced by American music and films which didn't work out so well for his little brother playing for Botafogo, Cumstain Couto.

Grendel's just a fella on the internet. Stop making him the poster boy of all that's evil and he won't be, you bunch of soppy tarts.

I don't think they have any influence on it at all in this case, from what I read it's the kind of general ban where you have to surrender your passport when England play away and all that kind of overblown stuff. It's harsh if he does get that punishment and hopefully they'll look at the...

So what's the plan, jump on every single word he posts? He didn't spell Styvechale right in one post and there you were. Was that an insult to you too? You can hardly talk about 'him or his mates' when you're part of a little core group essentially trawling every post he makes and dragging the...

Gallows humour has always been a part of football. If you just got depressed at every shit thing that happened, we'd all have killed ourselves long ago.

Can this forum ever have a thread where a Grendel post isn't greeted by a pile-on of stupidity? Fucking hell.

What a maverick.

This isn't a very convincing devil's advocate.

Bit of both I'd say. They've been up against awful shit like Chatty Man, Celebrity Juice, whatever Justin Lee Collins did (Springstalk?) and the like so they'd win most years almost by default. Looking back over the nominations there's only Jonathan Ross and Graham Norton also on there whose...

100% sincere in this case. I don't necessarily like all of their shows, but they're always good on them. They make it seem effortless, which is a very hard thing to do.

How are you emphasising 'its' there?