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  1. dancers lance

    April fools!

    But 'business leaders' are saying this could mean the loss of 60,000 jobs! what a load of shit.
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    Ben inner!

    When I saw that photo for the first time I was having breakfast with the wife and kids and I said 'I guarantee you that's a British guy, 100%' she said 'how do you know he is' I said ' I just fucking know he is, because It's one of the funniest things I have ever seen and he looks like he don't...
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    Stupid questions.

    You sir, are living the dream and would like to buy you a pint.
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    Stupid questions.

    I can't believe you get asked, when the rest of have to beg! (or do jobs that we don't want to do, go shopping and act interested, listen to stories about other women they hate at work etc) on the off chance we might get a knee trembler!
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    Is Maddison a joker?

    I think the sale of Maddison has been one of the worst decisions ever made by this club, regardless of his ability. He was being lorded by City fans as 'one of our own' and was part of a team that was playing great, attacking football and was seen as one of the players that would be a huge part...
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    Stupid questions.

    I manufacture and fit kitchens, bedrooms, sliding doors etc, for a living and 9 times out of 10 when you are half way through a job the customer, family member or 'interested' neighbour will walk in and say "this looks nice, but you're not going to leave that like that are you" and point at...
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    Unexplained experiences, paranormal, U.F.O's etc...

    Imagine being told the story, stone faced, I nearly shat myself I was laughing so hard.
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    Unexplained experiences, paranormal, U.F.O's etc...

    They won't because it's bullshit, but these people love to make the rational try and look stupid. Believers will always say that The evidence they have is a 'personal feeling they had' like someone was watching them, the mood was very unsettling, they felt a presence and by being a non believer...
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    Unexplained experiences, paranormal, U.F.O's etc...

    I am of the same ilk, I love debunking everything as regards to the paranormal, however, I do find it very interesting hearing of peoples own experiences. A good friend of mine (one of the straightest, down the line, no bullshit people I have ever met) to this day, swears he was chased from...
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    Unexplained experiences, paranormal, U.F.O's etc...

    The chance that we are the only living thing in the cosmos is virtually zero, I just don't believe they have ever visited us or would even be aware we exist, just like us. If you look back at the history of UFO's it's funny how the design and capability of the craft seem to fit in with the...
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    Game of thrones series 6 trailer

    ''one wiener next to another wiener, floppy wiener, dangly wiener, flaccid wiener''
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    Batman vs Superman

    But fortunately for me I wasn't talking about his acting abilities, I was talking about the man. His portrayal of the dark knight could be one of the finest pieces of cinema ever made and win him many Oscars, but the bloke will still be a twat.
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    Unexplained experiences, paranormal, U.F.O's etc...

    I wasn't trying to 'poo poo' your experience or pass judgement, just say a bit about the Ouija board as a phenomenon.
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    Unexplained experiences, paranormal, U.F.O's etc...

    There has been many tests regarding the Ouija board and it has a lot to do with the 'ideomotor effect' basically peoples hands are guided to spell relevant words 'unaided' when they can see the board, when the same people have blindfolds put on, the board stops making any sense and can't spell...
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    Game of thrones series 6 trailer

    I think they should start using the South Park version of the theme tune for this show.
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    Unexplained experiences, paranormal, U.F.O's etc...

    I have recently been invited along on a 'Most Haunted' style ghost hunt, as a complete non believer and person who always looks for the logical rather than the mystical I'm rather looking forward to it. I have only ever had one experience in my life that I can't explain, but that doesn't mean...
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    Adam Johnson

    Totally agree, I don't think anyone is defending the crime, I would have liked it to be longer, however people have been given far lighter sentences for what could be perceived as more serious offences.
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    Batman vs Superman

    I will not be watching this movie for one reason, Ben Affleck, the bloke is prize prick, a festering little turd of a man who should do us all a favour and become a hermit, quickly, and preferably somewhere on the dark side of the Moon.
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    I'm no boxing expert but

    The fight should have been stopped at least 2 rounds earlier, and I believe it should have been his corner who pulled him out. Boxing Ref's are under massive pressure to let the fight go on as long as possible, especially when the fighter losing is the title holder, however he did the right...
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    Could someone recommend a good Indian takeaway

    Yes it was battered by Telegraph readers and online, I have never rated it, overpriced, very average cuisine with bad service and attitude.
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