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    Things that annoy you

    The thought had crossed my mind, I thought it could be some sort off the estate over the road but after investigating the offending scat I could find no trace of Pot Noodle or Greggs sausage roll, so I put that to bed.
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    Things that annoy you

    My Brother-In-Law and wife bought a cockapoo last Sunday, it's their first dog and it's a lovely little thing, £1000 though?
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    Things that annoy you

    Nope, they just leave the massive thing steaming away at the end of my path, my kids have skidded through it a few times when we leave for school, it has to be a big dog (unless someone near me has a pet grizzly bear)
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    Things that annoy you

    Some absolute f*ckwit keeps letting his/her dog shit right at the end of my pathway and the are massive! I have just ordered a new 4mp ip camera to catch the b@astard. And I will post the footage to Youtube when I get it.
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    Car Keyed

    The lad that has unit next to mine (he's a mechanic) uses a mobile guy to fix things like this all the time, he does a great job for a good price if you would like me to get his number for you?
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    Beggars and Begging

    A friend of mine and his wife had a similar experience in India, they got a taxi to the hotel from the airport and gave the driver a good tip, he gave them his number and told them to call him and he would do good deals for them if they wanted to visit places that were further afield. The next...
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    Toys from your Childhood

    I wanted one of these for ages when I was a kid, when I finally got one it was shite.
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    Toys from your Childhood

    I had a toy steam engine that ran on paraffin, I wish I still had it because they are worth a small fortune now. I also had chemistry sets and make your own indoor fireworks kits, would never happen today.
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    Posts : Likes Percentage

    I'm running at about 11% which I can't quite understand considering 99.99% of people I interact with think I'm a twat. Actually, I'm so proud of this that I'm considering putting on my new business cards...... Certified member of the Guild Of Master Craftsmen Yell Approved Trader Has 11% like...
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    The Enemy Farewell gig

    I don't dislike them but I have always found them a bit bland, a bit like a tribute act for The Jam, nice lads though.
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    Sunday league football

    I think the demise of the 'local' pub and industry has been the biggest factor, I have an old book somewhere that was produced yearly and listed all the Sunday league teams and fixtures before the start of the season (mid 70's) and it has hundreds of teams playing every week from this area, many...
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    Weekend Break to see Northern Lights/ Iceland etc..

    Thanks for that LG, just having a look at that site now, some good deals on all sorts.
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    Weekend Break to see Northern Lights/ Iceland etc..

    That sounds right up my street (apart from the 500 euro excess and the flying dog turds) any advice on things to take, clothing etc?
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    Do you have a nickname for your missus that she is unaware of?

    My Daughter calls the other half "Chief of the fun police"
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    Saddest comedy sketch/scene

    The final Rowley Birkin from the Fast Show Derek when he meets his Dad
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    Things From Your Childhood

    Long gone, sadly.
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    Things From Your Childhood

    A cider lolly or a cherry brandy lolly with a blob from the ice cream van.........heaven! The Milk Bar at Canley Ford leaving the house at 8am and not getting back till 8pm every day in the summer holidays Great loyal friends Marbles Building dens in the woods Building go-karts Barnby's toy...
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    Weekend Break to see Northern Lights/ Iceland etc..

    I'm looking to book a weekend away to see the Northern lights + other tours/activities, has anyone been? can anyone recommend a good company to book with? looking to go mid December.
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    That headmaster turning kids away due to uniform

    I totally agree with it, my daughters school has put the hammer down this year as it needed doing (toward the end of the last school year most of the girls dressed like they were going clubbing) they have also banned all phones, mp3 players, headphones etc.
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    This Twat annoys me !!

    It still amazes me how funny people get when you pass them over a £50 to pay for something, whether that be in a bar, shop, restaurant etc. Many will refuse to take it.
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