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2-1 in front aaaaaaaaand.................................................................................................... it's gone.

The Principality of Sealand

Chris Morris is a genius, "she's an uzi lover"

There's a great walk from Westwood Heath to Kenilworth that uses part of the old railway line and brings you out by the castle, I haven't done it for years but it has loads of interesting sights on the way.

Acetone, the sea, freshly baked bread, fireworks, baby breath, cut grass and petrol.

I already do that!

I love the smell of fresh coffee, I have a bean to cup coffee machine that you can programme to freshly grind and brew you a coffee, I set mine for just before I get up in the morning and the house smells lovely, saying that though, you can hear it before you smell it as it is about as discreet...

In a previous job, I had to visit lots of our suppliers many of whom were confectionery makers, I went to Grays at Dudley a few times where they make herbal tablets and proper pear drops, the smell was amazing.

My sister in law made it, ingredients are, clear cane sugar syrup, clotted cream, milk, rose extract (or rose water) chunks of good Turkish delight and a small amount of pink colouring. No fancy machine required, just mix and pop in the freezer for about 2 hours.

Lovely, when did you say I could come round for dinner?

Do you make your own chips in the fryer?

No, not the ready cooked ones, the square ones they make in the bakery and you cook at home.

I find Aldi very good for most things, I always get the 28 day matured ribeye steaks (about £3.50) and I cook them on my griddle, they are far better than steaks you pay £20 - £30 for in restaurants.

Has anyone had a Costco pizza? We get them often and they are great, and only cost a couple of quid.

Pistachio ice cream has always been my favourite until i had home made Turkish delight ice cream the other week, it was amazing. I would eat a good hot curry every single day, and pickled eggs but I don't think neither my family our toilet could cope with the aftermath!

Don't allow yourself to be at his level, that's exactly what he would want. He has already proven himself a coward and a bully and as frustrating as it is, be the bigger person.

I just listened to this (for the first time) and I would agree that this would be a great track to piss the dickhead neighbours off!

Yes, the mighty Sabbath! I love these little turds that are rock hard when they have 6 other twats standing behind them yet shit their pants when they are confronted on their own, little skid marks.

Good for you, my offer of the PA still stands! You would make my night if you play enter sandman, knowing that I have had a hand in pissing off a bellend!