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    One thing I've learned today

    Like an owl or something? ;)
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    Hillary / US Election Thread

    In American politics nepotism is strictly not allowed, except for family members.
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    One thing I've learned today

    Did you think they were man made?
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    Things that annoy you

    Iv'e always had a soft spot for Saab and Volvo but never owned one, iv'e been stalking a few 2012 9-3's on Ebay and it's a lot of a car for the money. A friend of mine's Dad had a TWR Racing Volvo T5 in 1996 and it was a hell of a car, stupid fast.
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    Toblerone

    I can't do it, I'm very upset with myself.
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    Toblerone

    Damn it! I'm going to do a cheeky edit and it's all your fault, you little bugger ;)
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    Hillary / US Election Thread

    I agree, already talk of both of those going for it.
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    Toblerone

    Well I'm not the one mincing about with a thickly ridged 12 incher hanging from my chops am I?
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    Hillary / US Election Thread

    In a strange way Trump being voted in is the most democratic thing that has ever happened to America, the first president not to be a career politician, the first president not to be a campaigning war veteran, the first president not to part of a political family elite.
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    Toblerone

    I'm glad they have shrunk the size of Toblerones, it has always been the chocolate bar of whinging twats who don't really like chocolate. Get a proper bar down you like a Lindt 80% and stop screeching you small bits of nougat loving, gap racist nancy boys!
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    Hillary / US Election Thread

    It was a choice between a nepotistic turd omelette and a shit sandwich in a hat, Murica!
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    Cow Puns Anyone?!?!

    You're just steaking the piss now!
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    The 5 greatest inventions/discoveries of all time!

    I beg to differ..............https://www.realdoll.com/
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    The 5 greatest inventions/discoveries of all time!

    Don't trust those leaflets, my price included stripping back to brick and sealing, I doubt if 4k would even cover the materials cost on a semi.
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    The 5 greatest inventions/discoveries of all time!

    I'm not either, but I know people who have had it for free, I was priced £14,000 for mine earlier this year , but I'm going to do mine in stages (front/side/rear) and the builder mate I spoke of earlier will do it for about a third of that cost if I help him put the insulation on.
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    The 5 greatest inventions/discoveries of all time!

    . It can be, but take a look at what grants are available for your age/type of house, you could get some help
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    The 5 greatest inventions/discoveries of all time!

    You buy a big roll of sticky backed plastic (they sell it in the hire shops) and mask your windows and doors, does not take long, then throw a couple of cheap dust sheets under the spot you are painting.
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    The 5 greatest inventions/discoveries of all time!

    My house is very similar to pebbledash, it has the pebbles under a thin layer of render, I'm going for the insulated, pre coloured render next time.
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    The 5 greatest inventions/discoveries of all time!

    Joking aside, I have a rough rendered house and I painted it last summer (rollers don't work on it) I had to use a 3" brush (well about 10 of them) in a circular scrubbing motion and it took me about 3 weeks doing it every evening, hated it, don't even want to look at my house anymore. Then...
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    The 5 greatest inventions/discoveries of all time!

    I would say it's the 'Paint Zoom' you are talking about, it's a work of art an could be yours for only 5 easy payments of £129.99, a particularly like the 'Slap Chop'
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