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  1. Otis

    Stag Weekend

    Never, ever been on a stag do. Am I alone in that?
  2. Otis

    Michael Rose

    Or the Nick version Michael Rose, studs knee high, hallelujah Michael Rose, kicks your thigh, hallelujah Michael Rose, scrapes your shins, hallelujah Breaks the rules, but he wins, hallelujah Michael Rose, commits a foul, hallelujah Michael Rose, rapes your owl, hallelujah
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Exeter City Match Thread - Tuesday 13th Aug

    Yep, I was there. 2-2 wasn't it and then we thrashed them at HR, Bodak getting the opening goal. I think it was the same day John Lennon died.
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    Match Thread Polite Notice (AKA Grendel, Nick & Orca's Argument Thread)

    Huh? You apologise, yet you are calling him a no mark.
  5. Otis

    Installing a drop kerb and drive

    Council do object. There's a house just round the corner from me. Just had a drive and a dropped curb put in. Council have come and marked it in white paint and with their logo that it is illegal. Not sure whether they didn't get the permission, or didn't do it right.
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    Match Thread Polite Notice (AKA Grendel, Nick & Orca's Argument Thread)

    We have two fridges too. Unfortunately my missus has a habit of dividing everything up in the house. So her fridge, my fridge, her bedroom, my bedroom, her lover, my lover. I have the small fridge. :(
  7. Otis

    Autocorrect player names

    Everytime I type in Leigh Jenkinson I have to step over my phone.
  8. Otis

    Jordan Clarke

    I'd definitely have him back. Didn't people say there were no ball boys for that Southend game?
  9. Otis

    Match Thread Polite Notice (AKA Grendel, Nick & Orca's Argument Thread)

    Because the owl is too small and fragile to have a voice?
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    Match Thread Polite Notice (AKA Grendel, Nick & Orca's Argument Thread)

    Why hasn't anyone tried to rape an owl yet?
  11. Otis

    Transfer Rumour Matt Godden

    No, but if he sets someone up for a goal we are allowed to call him 'God the creator.'
  12. Otis

    Transfer Rumour To put things into perspective.....

    Exactly right. We had won 1-0 and there would have been a bit of a moan and that would have been it. Clearly officials made critical errors. We should have won. We didn't, but let's not make mountains out of molehills.
  13. Otis

    Jordan Clarke

    I didn't mind him......except for the fact he was always conceding penalities with needless tackles in the box.
  14. Otis

    Jordan Clarke

    Gave a way a pen? So unlike him. Can't ever remember him doing that here.
  15. Otis

    Just an observation

    And Jobello is the new Julian Gray.
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