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Never, ever been on a stag do. Am I alone in that?

No, but a burrito does.

Or the Nick version Michael Rose, studs knee high, hallelujah Michael Rose, kicks your thigh, hallelujah Michael Rose, scrapes your shins, hallelujah Breaks the rules, but he wins, hallelujah Michael Rose, commits a foul, hallelujah Michael Rose, rapes your owl, hallelujah

Yep, I was there. 2-2 wasn't it and then we thrashed them at HR, Bodak getting the opening goal. I think it was the same day John Lennon died.

Story of my life.

Thanks for that, Mrs. Eakin.

Huh? You apologise, yet you are calling him a no mark.

Orca the Wail?

No, it's a Beko.

Council do object. There's a house just round the corner from me. Just had a drive and a dropped curb put in. Council have come and marked it in white paint and with their logo that it is illegal. Not sure whether they didn't get the permission, or didn't do it right.

We have two fridges too. Unfortunately my missus has a habit of dividing everything up in the house. So her fridge, my fridge, her bedroom, my bedroom, her lover, my lover. I have the small fridge. :(

Everytime I type in Leigh Jenkinson I have to step over my phone.

I'd definitely have him back. Didn't people say there were no ball boys for that Southend game?

Because the owl is too small and fragile to have a voice?

Why hasn't anyone tried to rape an owl yet?

No, but if he sets someone up for a goal we are allowed to call him 'God the creator.'

Exactly right. We had won 1-0 and there would have been a bit of a moan and that would have been it. Clearly officials made critical errors. We should have won. We didn't, but let's not make mountains out of molehills.

I didn't mind him......except for the fact he was always conceding penalities with needless tackles in the box.

Gave a way a pen? So unlike him. Can't ever remember him doing that here.

And Jobello is the new Julian Gray.