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I am.going to wait until he is announced and then say I knew it was him, but I just couldn't say anything.

Or a heterosexual one.

But not between midnight and 5am

I bet it wasn't there a quarter of an hour ago.

Where!!! Where?!!!!!

Oh. I had better stop hoovering then and not sellotape that ripped piece of paper together.

I think we will sign a footballer.

No, it just looks like it. You still talking about Panda, right?

Saracens?

Is he any good?

The powers that be seem to want us to not have happy retirements don't they. People are living longer, but at 75 you are much more likely to have health issues that curtail a lot of things you could maybe doing at 65. I know I have arthritis in my fingers and knees. Not too bad now, but I hate...

He has certainly given us a new dimension for sure.

Well at least it won't be 5-0.

When I say 'updated', I obviously mean within the last 40 years.

Are you? I didn't know that. Is that a updated rule? Always used to be that you had to carry on with just 10 players.

If we can get a 200 run lead it could be interesting tomorrow.

He was immortal. Now he's not.

It's good isn't it. Would like to go back one day. How much do they focus on Fantastic Beasts there?

If he can't resume then you only need 9 wickets, instead of 10 to complete the innings and get the whole team out. You can only replace a fielder, not a batsman and if someone does replace someone in the fielding team, they are not allowed to bowl.

You know him well? Has he got a loose tongue?