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Excessive wind caused by the all-you-can-eat curry buffet.

I shot the Response Manager, but I did not shoot the Deputy

Screwdriver should do it.

When I heard the post-match interview with Robins, he just calmly pointed out the (obvious) need to keep building the squad, and said that work was required to improve the pitch. He didn't sound like he was 'fuming' or having a go at anyone.

Not being confrontational, but how do you know this?

That would be a great user name!

Some proper hard cases in Block 5.

If I understand it correctly, the safe standing needs to be in the corner because of sight lines etc. So you can be in the standing area or next to the away fans, but not both?

FFS I was asking to clarify whether blocks 6-8 will always meet our obligations to house away fans or whether there will be occasions when we will be obliged to give them more? I am very much hoping that we can permanently restrict away fans to a corner of the ground, because I hate seeing them...

This is great news. How many do blocks 6 to 8 hold, and is that always going to be sufficient to meet away fans requirements?

Am I alone in thinking that the keeper might have got his sprawling fingertips to Haji's close-range one that hit the post?

Is that a euphemism?

Or free mingling, with complimentary beer and scotch for home and away fans in the corner and the South Stand.

I was in the West End at Highfield Road, and during the match couldn't stop my mind wandering to the people on that ferry. They were saying at the time that they might get rescued from air pockets in the sunken ship, but I never thought it was likely and sadly I was right.

I seem to recall it was a freezing day, and as the match was being played rescuers were trying (and failing) to save a lot of poor souls from the bottom of the English Channel after the Zeebrugge ferry disaster :(

No way could he mess around like that with the nasty injury he got.

It 100% isn't

What's she offering?

Pinguinho

An insider tells me our scouts have been closely monitoring this stand-out striker in the IceFloe Divisie (Antarctic third tier). Free agent, plays anywhere across the front three, head and shoulders above anyone else in the league. Surprisingly good vision. His teammate on the far right...