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how does he know you're about to go to bed?

stick a tent up in your garden: Having trouble sleeping? Grab a tent and go camping, suggest researchers

Marlon King or Dave Lee Travis

although I suppose compared to what was going on inside the colluseum a couple of thousand years ago it's not as sad as it could be

why wait until you get home? I thought that was what the cape was for?

no, it's a different Callum Wilson

shouldn't you be doing some homework on Tuesday night instead?

its a tenner. Pay the full price you sponger!

We should force more disabled people to drive

Surely it's 'fuck off, you c**t' (note the comma - and you could argue for an exclamation mark too I guess.)

have you tried turning it off and back on again yet?

I thought 'church' used to play on a Sunday? Sky haven't changed that as well, have they?

Invacar - model 70 - Sky Blue

mind you don't shit on your own doorstep

It depends on whether or not SISU own the woods and which sections of the woods they have chosen to allow shitting in. And on which days.

perhaps a boycott will be easier ;)

we've already got 6 tits in the boardroom.

Youssef Chippo was fantastic for a while

Yes - i remember going up to Highfield Road with my wellies and a shovel after hearing appeal for volunteers to clear the pitch. We were rewarded with 2 tickets for the match in the main stand.