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Robins flew the nest once before, and I'm not sure Jackett would fit.

or perhaps a suicide bomb whilst in the board room?

oh no, not Andy Thorn again!

no, hes still in the river I think.

Every day at lunchtime I take a mile long circular walk from work, taking me over a bridge that crosses a small steam. I always lean over the side of the bridge and stare into the stream looking for fish. I tell myself that if I do spot a fish then City will win that weekend/evening, depending...

isn't that called 'miming'?

It's in the papers - it ain't trash, SISUs spending all their cash, He ate so much he got so fat, And if he scores I'll eat my hat. Yakity-Yak - Yakubu's back!

surely if you're in London all the time you don't actually need a ticket?

are you normally invisible then?

you could get into a nasty feedback loop there - i.e. physically shit yourself = 15 press-ups = physically shit yourself etc...

best to keep your options open in your situation.

would you like to buy my house and not live in it?

are you sure they were women?

i'm a little surprised that no-one's suggested murder yet.

I really hope you don't share a season ticket

one in the hand is worth two in Kate Bush. or is it the other way round?