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I seem to remember the steward being about 90 years old. The kids (and ahem, some adults) were playing down one end of the pitch. The steward would then hobble at a snails pace down to that end to tell them off. The kids would then run down the other goal and start again, safe in the knowledge...

why? are you planning on parking on his drive next time?

if they beat us they'll have 85 points. If Fleetwood lose to Oxford on the same night then the highest total that they or any other team can get is 84 (apart from Bolton). So they couldn't finish lower than second (I think)

he's a bit big to sit on your lap, isn't he?

they could be promoted on Wednesday if results go their way, so it would be nice to mess that up for them

A useful post. The club should ensure that all those that want to sing get behind-the-goal priority in the 2047 final.

Can't you pay someone a couple of quid a week to go round throwing shit at peoples windows?

as soon as you get there I guess. Just turn the engine off.

are you sure your arms haven't just grown?

Shaun Ryder's let himself go

i love dutch/english translations. Lets hope we 'notice' another victory at the weekend.

Surely the residents of Earlsdon Park Retirement Village take most things lying down? Or at least propped up in bed with a couple of pillows?

Thanks for replies/PM's. I have arranged for them to go to a good home. Cheers.

Update for anyone that has sent me a personal message / replied to this thread: Excuse the delay in my reply - I have offered the tickets to someone and am waiting for them to confirm that they definitely want them /not. I will then be able to reply to your message. Cheers.

I've got 2 spare tickets for Wembley block 528. I don't expect to be able to sell them, and as such am willing to post them FREE to a deserving cause. Does anyone know of someone who genuinely wants to go but can't afford it?

don't be ridiculous

where's Steve Hunt?

i dip my (usually the right) hand in warm/hot water. I've been training myself for years to associate dipping my right hand in water with having a dump. It now comes in really handy if I've got a night out planned and can feel a shit developing but not quite ready to drop. If I'm in a hurry I...

- "What are the options?" - "Not at all ; to some extent; very much so; don't know." "Don't know"

I'm sure with a bit of 'editing' the foam hand might continue to provide some value after the final too. (edit - great minds Otis)