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how many points do we need to stay up?

waking up to radio 4 on clock/radio (wifes side of the bed). Fucking shut up!

i just read the job description and requirements -"must have been at least a seconder whilst a cub (prefereably a sixer) - own woggle and neckachief an advantage"

being a c**t is free as well though

even if its your last night and you need to pack the tent up early the next morning?

can't see it taking off i'm afraid

have you checked that the pump didn't suck the petrol out of your tank?

reminds me of Saturday afternoons at the Ricoh

fair enough, although going on your experience this morning you should probably add 'telephone banking' to your list too.

i think this is what's known as 'telephone banking' (as opposed to 'online' banking)

no, i've asked her not to anymore.

he was homeless, not sausageroll-less

shat himself?

hope she doesn't get a stain on her uniform

Terry Gibson was a drummer?

lickety split?

hope you put the kittens, pillows & slippers in the washing machine afterwards.

only if you're on a diet

no, I take a ladder in with me.

they've all been in hiding until Teresa may ballsed up the election and had to announce that she was ditching plans to bring back hunting. Now they are all running around wagging their brushes in the air whilst singing 'na-nh na-nah-nah', knowing full well that no-one can stop them. Arrogant twats.