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good point (and well remembered) She's had a cold recently, so I don't feel so bad when she follows me in after a dump.

pescatarians actually have a negative water footprint, as the more fish they eat, the more room there is in the sea for water. Well done.

the slogan "kills 99.9% of bacteria" (as per your wet wipes) If you start with 1000 bacteria and kill 99.9% of them, you have 10 left Each bacteria can split in 2 in order to multiply approx 20 mins. So 24 hours later you have approx 4.7 x 10 power 21 bacteria. So what was the point?

warm toilet seats

Bono

do you end up eating the steak, or just leave it in the oven?

people that moan about everything in Europe being better than it is in Britain :playful:

it's the way I tell 'em

giro d'italia?

America have got their soul singers.. ... and we've got arsehole singers.

you don't say!

I still can't find this 'inbox' company you keep referring to. Maybe it's a scam.

furry characters (often at holiday hotels, restaurants etc). Oh look, here comes Thomson the fucking dog* - isn't he lovely. Why not go and give him a high-5? Oh look, there's a competition to have breakfast with Thomson the fucking dog, lets enter that. Oh look, there's a Thomson the fucking...

just dig a hole, put it in, and forget about it.

the word 'smarts' i.e. that betting advert that talks about gut instinct v smarts. WTF?

Perhaps its Dele Alli and Harry Kane?

try the image search

i don't advise googling it.

his mates call him 'pigs dick'

The Pete Townsend one is fine, it's this that makes me sick (below)