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So could she - the last bit anyway!

She must find life such a trial, being plain as a pikestaff! But good sex-change (founder of Martin BROTHERS)!

You have to wonder what noise she'd make when shagging! At least, i do!

She was extremely squeaky when she was on Taskmaster ...

Had several worthy mentions already @LastGarrison (i think i may have voted twice!!), but if you've only just come across her (gentlemen, please!) from seeing the repeats of Car Share, then you are forgiven. I think the character of Kayleigh is simply gorgeous, which is what makes her "not so...

We've watched all of it on iPlayer. If you are expecting it to "go somewhere", you might be disappointed, but Daisy Edgar-Jones' willingness to get her kit off at every opportunity was a plus! My missus says it is simply a lesson in the importance of consent in a sexual relationship ... Would i...

Isn't he too busy "entertaining" the public (at their own expense) with his hilarious BBC podcast?

If i remember correctly, he doesn't have much of a track record of sticking around when things get a bit tough ....

He could probably teach Joy a thing or two about tax evasion - errr, allegedly! And how about the bungs?? Good old Rosie!

My sister just started doing online shopping for her and my Mum, who is 90 this year, so shielding. My sister said "No substitutions" then moans endlessly when they repeatedly don't bring her a loaf of Warburton's Sliced White Farmhouse. FFS - it's bread, it won't kill you to eat Hovis or (god...

You could shit on HER doorstep, rather than your own, though?!! Literally!

Didn't realise you were so choosy, Marty!

Didn't know they still made them, Arch! Someone should teach them to grease the base of the tin (the inside!) before putting the pie in

Drop of red for us. First since Saturday. Partly to eke out the dwindling stocks, as we haven't been on a wine run to Calais since before Christmas, and it's looking a bit bleak! Will be on the first boat across the channel when we're allowed!!

We've been dry since Sunday (inclusive), but enjoying a drop of the red tonight.

People only take any notice of Tranmere because they're "owned" by Mark Palios, former FA Chief Exec (and first muppet to fall for the "charms" of Faria Alam, who later went on to have an affair with Sven!). Although, credit to him, he played in midfield for Tranmere for 9 years and 3 years at...

Lost the fewest games (3) of ANY English league side apart from Liverpool. That is quite a stat! The reason Pompey would want unweighted PPG is that their away PPG is abysmal!!! Would the final points table be calculated on PPG (weighted or not) over 44 games? Doubtful - but some great quiz...

I may have ranted about this before, but some twat in our village now thinks it is his right, nay DUTY, to broadcast music (but mainly himself) over his PA in the street for an HOUR every week after the 5 minute clap! Simply to get Facebook 'likes' I don't clap because it's not the way i do...

You have got to be fucking kidding!

Probably good until it outstayed its welcome (as many things do) - i wouldn't recommend beyond Series 4, IIRC.