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...imagine ks1 kids constantly washing hands and keeping 2 metres apart. Keep ks1 and 2 at home common sense would suggest, whatever common sense means.

I've no idea. Dr Hilary Jones presented this simple ready reckoner to the public on Monday. My chances in hospital are less than 50/50.

If you have to go to hospital with covid a rough guide to survival chances is simply to know that if you are 45 your survival rate in hospital is 100 - 45. So 55% survival rate. Therefore an 70 year old has a 30% chance of survival etc.

Hackney market bustling with people at the weekend. Even selling beer on tap to the cockney hoards. Some people couldn't care less.

New cases today is up. Number of tests continues to fall since 30 April.

He would do for us in championship, though of course he's a bit old now. Nice teeth as I recall.

Stick a brown collar around the switched live feed for future reference. Or a bit of brown tape. Something to identify it. Electrical compliance and all that !

Not commented on China at all. You're pedalling the same I'm holier than thou nonsense that you do on the EU in out thread. . Here you are giving us the same rhetoric yet again. It's incredibly boring and predictable. Shall I bump the EU thread for you so you can spout the same line on there...

Pointing out the same facts on a regular basis. Consistently calling out our dirty deeds of the past. We all know it. So do the Spanish, Portuguese, french, Germans , Japanese, etc etc. of their respective nations. But what is the point of you keep doing this over and over again ?

Do you feel cleansed for this typical rant you inevitably revert to ? Does it make you feel that you're giving something back for all the wrongs our country has done compared to every other nation ? Or are you just on your high horse yet again ? Don't forget the winking imoji .

For those not familiar with Dave Greenfields brilliance listen to the long version of walk on by and the climax to Down in the sewer. He was a genius, an innovator and an absolute gent. He made the stranglers a cut above the other bands at the time .

Anyone ever driven down the M40 towards the smoke and seen red kites over the motorway ?Absolutely majestic they are. Occasionally I've seen dozens hovering over Oxford services and increasingly the odd one or two over the M1 or M6 near Rugby. Never tire of seeing them.

Testing before and after 30 April : 26 April. 1000 27 April. 1002 28 April. 1003 29 April. 1004 30 April. 2,745, 899 1 May. 1006 2 May 1007 Target achieved.

I think if the season is declared null and void and there were to be no promotion nor relegation ( ie, the worst possible outcome) then the following season should be started with the club that finished bottom on zero points and each team above on + whatever extra points they are currently...

I feel sorry for buzzards. They almost always get chased off and pecked at in mid air by crows. It's about time they took a look at themselves in a mirror and just decided to kill the buggers.

I've seen evidence that since the Corona virus outbreak and the ensuing shortages of loo roll in the shops , what's gone back on the shelves is a national scandal : the cardboard in the middle is of larger diameter. We're being ripped off. Bastards.

We finally got a buyer for our house in February and found the house we wanted , put an offer in which was accepted and were looking forward to what appeared to be a straightforward move. This morning our buyer pulled out, having had a survey and a mortgage approved , blaming the lockdown etc...

I'm finding the main BBC and ITV channels now are just in complete saturation mode. There's far , far too much indulgence which is now endlessly repeating itself daily . Give me the facts and figures for 15 mins then fuck off and I'll take my chance of surviving another day without being...

Matt Hancock is a knob.

You're right. He is a knob, but even king Kong, who is real, wouldn't have suggested bleach. That's because he can't talk. ....or can he ?