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  1. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    What is unforgivable is when a parent uses his child as a bargaining tool in an argument that we can all see through. Bit like the bloke who force fed his child a burger during mad cow disease for the media to swallow ....as it were.
  2. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    I think lockdown as we know it has just ended. It's just my instinct.
  3. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    ‘If’ we are promoted what do we need to compete in Championship?

    We might get that for one or two matches if we are pushing for the top six but in all honesty we are likely to get far less - 15,000 - 19000 for most matches. 25k we'll be lucky to get 2nd year in the premiership.
  4. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Your Portfolio

    How bloody highbrow is this thread .....
  5. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    The R value will increase above 1 in the next week and then will schools will still be set to open on 1 June ? You bet. Common sense left the room a few weeks ago .
  6. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    That's a reasonable number. There should be no more than 10 to ensure distancing. The govts idea of 15 is a joke.
  7. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Most irritating things during the pandemic

    The BBC Coronavirus Newscast. ....a follow on to the then Brexitcast, where self indulgent BBC journalist sit around jollying themselves but curiously wear headphones for reasons known only to themselves . It's a kind of live podcast but it isn't because its on telly. It's another totally...
  8. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    EFL to end season this week - City likely to be promoted

    "The EFL would like to welcome Coventry City into the Championship"
  9. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Wales : 1. Stay at home and visit a garden centre..
  10. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    You're absolutely right about a creche. What the hell hope is there of ensuring YR Y1 Y2 of keeping their distance, wiping their snotty noses and washing their hands after going to the toilet ? Its a hotbed of spreading colds and coughs ordinarily so covid will love it. Are we going to have a...
  11. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    It's been designated as an area of outstanding natural shite
  12. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Step 3 show that your local blacksmith can open up. Step 1 you can go out but you need to take your O level certificates with you as proof of something .
  13. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Skegness seems a popular place but it's absolutely shit..
  14. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    You can take "unlimited outdoor exercise " You can " even drive to other destinations" He didn't say what you had to do at other destinations and he didn't say anything about what the limit of that journey to be, or that it should be local. Skeggy is all yours Clint.
  15. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    You could meet up at the local garden centre near the geraniums. Go in separate cars . Take your birth certificates just in case.
  16. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Boris said you can play sport with your family. But family don't always live together. My two eldest daughters have their own families in their own homes but according to him I can have contact with them . Stay at home is therefore completely dead in England but no one understands quite who...
  17. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    A point Boris made was that you can play sport outdoors with your family. But does he mean family, or should he mean household ? Why can't Clint meet his daughter in the park round the corner and throw a ball to each other or sit on a bench ? ( 2 metres apart if it's a long one ) It's...
  18. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Anyone from England driving into Wales for a jolly day out has a pretty high risk of being stopped and turned around. After this statement , the police in Wales will be even more on the look out for cars registered in England, and they've turned around a fair few. The advice says one thing to...
  19. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    20,000 new cases of covid 19 every day in the UK according to the Andrew Marr show this morning. Lockdown still isn't working properly . "Stay Aware" is a game of Russian roulette.
  20. Alan Dugdales Moustache

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Wtf has any of this got to do with coronavirus ? Absolutely fuck all.
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