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Have you and colleagues ever auditioned for The Office?

Not surprised you got a bollocking - how dare you make suggestions which might affect the KPI's for the Management Performance Bonus!

I think if you had pedalled backwards to re-lock it and then forwards again and repeat, the problem would have gone away.

The term “the new normal”

Not coming unless there’s quails eggs and caviar washed down with Cristal at half time.

Was there perhaps locking washer supplied which has not been fitted?

Of course the judge took her troubled upbringing into account.

Just watched Nomadland. If that won the BAFTA best picture, there must be some crap around this year (no doubt curtailed due to CovCity19)

Dame Shirley Williams - a great name from past politics.

A nice quiet pint in the George at Long Hanborough.

Just thinking aloud, should Kate Garraway's husband pass away (obviously hope he doesn't), without having had a Covid test within the last 28 days, would his cause of death go down as Covid. Would that be correct with the way deaths are reported?

Shame about the weather.

Obviously expected, everyone at the BBC has black clothing.Will be a good pre-run for the "Big One"

Understand they are putting some Royal jelly in their sausage rolls as a mark of respect.

Saint Philip

I used to work with the Duke's batman (ex RN). He travelled the world with him and certainly had some tales to tell and many he kept to himself. One of his duties was keeper of the royal condoms!

Funeral on a weekday and a public holiday or a sneaky Saturday?

Mine always used to go at the side of the crotch - now, I'm not bragging or anything......

You just need a Sitting Suit! https://www.norse-supply.co.uk/post/with-the-french-banning-outdoor-heaters-could-the-uk-follow-suit

Marlon King (Charles)