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I call my grandfather spiderman. He doesn't have any super powers, he just cant get out of the bath

Not for a Cov City footballer!!

Don't get me wrong, I know this jag is a beautiful car and would give my right arm to own one (even if it made driving it a bit difficult). However, does anyone else thing the colour of the car in the images is a bit of a boo boo? Makes it look a bit naff. Should have gone with the silver...

Bin Laden is finally dead. Do I still have to take my shoes off at the airport?

I reckon we're gonna get tonked 4 or 5 nil. It's the city way.

It depends what it'd cost you to do it. If it's expensive to develop and you'd have to charge loads for it then I'd say don't do it cos the mobile version of the site works well. However, if you can do it cheap and charge little or nothing for the app (£0.00 - £1.00) AND the app works...

Yeah, same here, but but a dedicated little app would be nice.

At least we've made the offer. I'm betting they're not brilliant contracts, but if Leeds or Incester are the best the likes of Westwood and Gunnarson can achieve, then it might just plant the thought in their tiny minds that this season at City may be the platform they need to push them into the...

Just seen on the telegraph website how AT managed to secure the post: His arm must be aching somewhat today:p

Do we know who the other 4 candidates were (if they actually existed at all)?

Any progress with the iphone app yet Nick?

1 year rolling contract is the sensible option (which is probably a first for SISU). AT's not experienced enough to demand anything more than a one-year, but has done enough to be given the chance. Hopefully AT will kick on again for us next season, but I'd bet money that SISU will be tapping...

He's been everywhere else bar City. Surely we wouldn't... would we?

Probably some Greek manager then - Konstantopolopolopolus.

Q. What takes up eighteen parking spaces? A. Nine women drivers.

Sebastian Vettel's great-grandad was another successful German. However, Seb has some way to go - Grandpa Vettel took over 700 poles in 1943...

I used to have a season ticket a couple of seats down from him in the 01/02 season. He always came back to his seat dead late after half time with his mate who looks like Gerard Depardeu (French actor) in tow, annoying the whole row cos they were right at the end. I'm guessing he knows someone...

So the new Ford Focus can park itself, that's ruined yet another one of man's great pleasure's "Don't worry love, I'll walk to the kerb from here"