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Clive Sinclair - joined the Spectrum in the sky. RIP

Has Boris still got his water cannons?

Best defensive record in the Division.

My wife’s a veggie. Unfortunately for me she won’t handle my meat!

Careful. He’s likely to sign a free and pocket the money!

True. He has no staying power.

My wife (again!). We both wears glasses to read, so, being a very organised phase 1 member, I have a pair of specs by my desk. Every time I need them she's borrowed them and when I get them back they are covered in fingerprints and smeared. Bloody annoying!

So sorry OSB - it was my toyboy just calling to say he was in the hotel lobby and ready to give me a rodgering.

Like most, never been a fan of SISU, but give Joy her due, looks like she has given MR all the backing he has required. Obviously the motive is to make a return but I think she might now be a member of the SBA!

I take it you're one of us - Phase 1 Elite!

More like Tena lady.

Try Times Radio.

Those same questions are put to people after a disaster or they have lost a loved one. The young lady has been fantastic, but it will be wall to wall coverage now until the final. I know someone called Emma, maybe it will get me a soundbite.

People who tell me to F off when I'm only doing my job! PS- I'm not sulking, just being quiet.

Now then, you should just put a little smear of Marmite around your todger. You can then pop it back into your pants when the ”flavour” has gone.

Mine does it with bread. Says she can never open the little sticky tape band so just rips into the side. Mess all over and mouldy bread after a couple of day.

My wife has beans with her fish and chips. What’s that all about?

Absolutely the worst thing ever having to bury your child.

And you get the mushy peas in a little bloody dish. Since Masterchef I now know this dish to be a ramekin. Same with beans for a full English. Think of all the extra washing up it makes! Just spoon it on!