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Looks like the set for the film 'Titanic' inside

i always double (and because of the stench, sometimes triple) flush, but haven't tried the shit-flush-wipe-flush technique, which I will action today. And someone may be right about that fetish. No sooner had I taken a shit this morning that said employee was in there like a flash.

bit cruel on the oompa loompas

There are 5 of us in the office at work, 4 blokes and a girl. Technically I am the 'boss' of 3 of them, including the girl. We have one open plan office with a shared toilet room in the corner. My tricky situation is this. Every now and again I have a tremendous dump. I am courteous enough to...

why not tender for the Amazon warehouse window cleaning business?

no sign of Daz, one week after his interview.

shop assistants that don't look you in the eye when giving change. e.g. "two pands fifty free - fan-queue" - whilst staring over your shoulder at the traffic outside.

I know one woman who loved it, and said it was the best night she'd had for ages. It was his missus, who got to enjoy "An evening without Harry Redknapp"

A man walks into a coffee shop and asks the bloke behind the counter "what's the wifi password?" "You have to buy a coffee first" comes the reply So the man buys a coffee and asks again "so what's the wifi password?" "you have to buy a coffee first", says the bloke behind the counter" all...

perhaps you could get a few London away games in? ;)

I always said that winning European Cups, FA Cups and League titles multiple times was overrated. They made the right choice.

is he a myth or a legend? Can't really be both.Even if you are his mum.

I live away from Coventry but took my 2 year old lad to his first football match in December 2010 (City v QPR at the Ricoh). He had a bad cough at the time and it was a freezing cold day, but having bought the tickets a few weeks before and having looked forward to giving him his first footy...

not going to work - going to work

Daz & Dec?

and why would we want to prevent him from shitting in her breakfast anyway?

just saw episode where Colin was pished. One of the best yet.

I think you're getting confused between those cheap, plastic snorkels that you can get for £5 at the beach shop and 'proper' (more expensive) snorkels, which are actually filled with thousands of tiny fish that extract the dissolved oxygen in the water using their gills and then 'burp' it out...

because that's what snorkels are for? or perhaps you meant snorkel jackets?

heathens