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P.S Pile-on April-June if this is correct!

I have a question for you, as you are using betfair exchange. Currently, market for 'when will Theresa May officially cease to be leader of conservative party' has July-Sep as the 'favourite', with 'April-June' lengthening. As she has announced that she is resigning as leader on 7th June I would...

if you are a complete and utter tosser who enjoys fiddling with little kids then please add your post immediately below this one.. *EDITED BY A CHEATING MODERATOR* edited back again :) *I FULLY AGREE MOD POST BELOW DELETED*

to be fair, he was brandishing a sawn-off sandwich

remember Tiswas?

and that's Jazz

i prefer cúnt , it sounds more French la cúnt

a sphincter says what

the phrase "the race to the bottom"

wipe it off with a tissue

why, are you still there (Venice)?

perhaps add 'try wearing a condom' to your bucket list? :)

Reminds me of a cartoon I once saw - a picture of 2 old blokes sat in their chairs in the old peoples home. One says to the other "Just think Frank, I've we hadn't given up smoking and drinking, we'd have missed out on all this"

I've always thought that he looks like a cross between Michael Crawford and Rolf Harris. + =

is that a microwave under the bonnet?

You forgot Jeremy C̶u̶n̶t̶ Hunt.

or pop destroying, depending on their singing style.

you're not meant to (unless you have little legs)