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Dierdre had that effect on me, too

for his Moto G (5) Plus?

the majority of games are played behind closed doors these days - it's just that the doors are usually open for a couple of hours before the game starts.

anyone know/predict realistic chance of this going to general sale? (I don't have a membership)

probably because he was born in the same year I suppose.

maybe you're overdoing it with the cleaning and the landlord thinks you must be kidnapping people before raping them, chopping them up and then eating them. Leave a bit of blood around next time, its less suspicious.

took me a few reads to understand what you mean, but yes, I feel your pain too.

I like the variation "If god had meant us to be vegetarians, he wouldn't have made animals out of meat"

I hope you told the kids you'd had an ouef

they're probably not out there any more :)

I think I was on that same train (unless its a very common occurrence). On way back from an away match? (Vile/West Brom/Wolves etc?)

bit dim

Steve Ogrizovic - you have won last place in a beauty competition - collect your P45.

so now they think you're a time-waster

he'll probably tell you you've got a 48 hour bug

worked fine for me thanks - (Chrome)

how do you know that her missing hand was like Lucy Martin's missing hand?

people that breathe in whilst laughing, instead of breathing out. Utter arseholes

just don't expect a hand job

reminds me of: City v Notts County at Highfield Road, a cold and wet night in February 1982. City went 4-1 down at home with a few minutes remaining, and the gallows humour kicked in, as the home fans in the West end started chanting "we want five, we want five...". The ground erupted when...