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jackets/coats with logos printed on the back I've been wearing a 'North Face' coat for about 5 years, and have only just realised (after seeing someone else wearing a similar jacket) that it says 'North Face' on my 'back shoulder'.

oodles N' noodles add a 'P' to the front and you've got a Korean restaurant

no, they leave it in for most people

lost 1 lb since 1st Jan, which was quite easy, as I put on 32 lb between Christmas and New Year.

... just as long as you don't say " she seemed like such a normal lady - kept herself to herself....', and all that, when being interviewed on TV about the mass killer that used to live next door to your uncle.

see you on the news in about 10 years time.

top-tip: write it on her back with a marker pen before going to sleep

Jo Swinson?

Yes - I like this too. Have you listened to the Steve Bruce novels episodes yet?

Glad you enjoyed it, but I think the role of the 'chef' is to set the timer on the microwave and then to chop and drop a piece of parsley on top after the 'ding'.

reminds me of a time when I was sitting outside a cornwall pub enjoying a holiday pint back in 1984. This yappy little dog was running around all over the place trying to evade its owner, who was running after it shouting 'Nena..Nena..come here Nena!" Some woman looked up from supping her pint...

sounds a bit like a 'wife' complaint you have there?

I don't. Please add it to the list :)

adverts selling you a new 'kitchen'. i.e.when buying furniture for a bedroom, you are buying 'bedroom furniture', and not a 'new bedroom' when buying furniture for a living room, you are buying 'living room furniture', and not a 'new living room' so why is it, when you need to buy some new...

you should never mouth off at a dentist

that bloke at the back should be locked up simply because of what he's wearing.

me too. (seeing my kids that is, not your daughters)