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Steven Penis, hahaha. Freudian slip, or what. Dirty, dirty Lawro.

I must say, I'm shocked that Greenland even has a national sport...I know it's classed as a Danish territory, with a population of about 60 000, but Glacier League Tournaments and Shifting Ice Sheet Cup games? Hmmm...

“I’m a season ticket holder with a 1 litre Fiat Punto. Am I expected to throw on a kilt and drive 6 hours to Falkirk for every home game?” Oh how I laughed at that...

Sorry? How about I have my opinion, and you have yours, yeah? He's a Coventry City player, contracted to the club and he's probably the club's top earner, so pardon me if I dislike Coventry City players acting like scorned children on social media. It shows a lack of honour and respect...

So who was it that bought the stuff from the petrol station with his card? Very odd, 'cos the police thought it was Luke. Obviously not... Anyone else thinking it was a robbery that went bad? I.E. someone mugging him for his cash, but it went bad and Luke ended up in the river. Very sad and...

Did MM have a bad stroke a few years back, mate? No puns or sarcasm please, or I may have to pull your moustache off.

Ta ta Reda. Fair enough, he can watch Shitfield Wednesday all he wants, but donning the shirt as a provocative retort is a bit much.

If they inaugurated a Women's NFL league here, I would be a vociferous advocate and no mistake. Quality entertainment, and the ridiculously skimpy outfits give me a strange teenager-esque tingle. Big Ron and Andy Gray as commentators, naturally.

He was one of our own, despite the underlying feeling of rancour regarding his tenure at our club. Didn't he have a bad stroke a few years back? Either way, thoughts are with the family, RIP Mr McGinnity.

Man City have had their eyes on him for over a year now. Think it was around the time the youngsters had a match with the Man City youths, I even said then that they will probably keep tabs on him.

That was Hacker McNasty, btw. If we go up, we may be able to sign Murphy permanently. I don't think Norwich would look for more than £2 million myself, maybe a bit lower. If we don't go up, he probably will go on loan again next season in the Championship.

The comedy writers these days are pretty hideous at their jobs, to be fair. Ever since the comedy romance genre sprang up, mainstream cinema and studios seem to have trouble separating comedy from rom-com' to be honest. Some American stand-ups are funny, but Americans haven't produced a decent...

"You are my SIIIIIISU, my only SIIIIIIIISU, you make me happyyyyyy, when skies are grey..." Can't see it catching on, myself.

Well at least you are paying attention; took ages for someone to notice that. ;)

If Madders does leave, TM is astute so he'll have them loan him back to us. I really don't care for the negativity, I deal with facts and logical predictions.

Haha, the guy can't help himself.

Or Hacker McNasty from The Peacock pub's reserves, Sunday League 1997. Also, I swear there was a lad playing for another team called Drew Peacock, can't remember the team though...

No Nigel to piss on our chips, then? It ain't a phone in without Nigel, ffs.

Been rubbing the crystal ball again, pal? ;) I do think we'll edge this match, but there'll be a goal in it, either way.

Nyeees, Woody Allen... ...anyway, with Sandler it applies to one movie, the aforementioned Happy Gilmore, which is probably the only film I'll ever watch with him in it. He's never really 'done it' for me, his movies are just cheap-laugh vehicles. And as for his more 'serious' films...lordy.