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To me he looks like Bear Grylls after a week up Everest, drinking his own piss 5 times a day.

Yep, after this pair, I won't be touching Skull Candy again. Nearly as bad as Sony earphones; I went through 4 pairs in a year, same issue every time, the left one would just go silent. Brilliant sound off them, while it lasted. Might look into a Soundmagic pair then, cheers.

Which reminds me, I haven't wanked in the McMayo yet. Back in a tick.

Yeah, the questions are a tad self defeating, but they're very careful to ensure you don't go away thinking you're Autistic 100%. Like I said, the spectrum is wide and varied, I myself am probably borderline due to my certain obsessive traits. Plus, my old man and uncle both have it mild...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2610201/Do-YOU-signs-autism-Take-test-youre-one-rising-number-condition.html Since learning that my youngest daughter is likely on the mild end of the spectrum, I've done some research and this test cropped up. Surprisingly, I scored medium to high...

Nah mate, bit of a fail on that one - self deprecation and facts are not 'jumping on someone'. If you can't be arsed, neither can I.

Loved that song ever since I first heard it in Trainspotting.

Nice to see how positive you are, mate. The last bit reminds me of when I was working security in London two years ago and five lads decided to tap dance on my head for fun, bust my eyesocket and damaged the neuralgic nerve in my cheek (which still gives me terrible pain and discomfort...

Yep, my eyesight is great, which is remarkable when you think about it. :D If you can't take it, mate, don't dish it out. ;)

Hmm, in that case, I'd prefer a younger, more hungry striker as cover, since the two veterans haven't exactly had much input this season. I understand the value of having experience on the bench, but TM doesn't use Tudgay and MAF is ineffective 90% of the time he's deployed. I really would...

So, erm...no. Talk about dredging up last month's news for some 'likes', fuck me. ;) Quick, get off your phone and back to work, those McNuggets don't dunk themselves in the fryer ffs. Time is money, young Hill.

Considering I missed the Bowie phenomenon by a few years, I must say I've really taken to his music since yesterday - I've had most of his songs on YT playing, and I'm quickly becoming a fan, to be honest. Heroes and The Man Who Sold the World are my personal favourites though, from ages ago.

Funny isn't it, all Roy Keane did as a player was shout, wave his arms around, get stuck in and pass sideways...but he was 'pure class'. JOB runs his tits off, gets stuck in, shouts encouragement and weighs in with the odd wonder goal, and suddenly he's a bit of a liability and/or...

Indeed, squire, indeed.

Cannot feckin' believe it, I had a pair of Skull Candy's for Xmas off the little 'uns, they've barely been used: one earphone has gone, and the other one won't pop into life unless you do some major jack wiggling and swearing. Lost the bladdy receipt, bleh, gonna try and fix them myself...

Wish you well, mate, Bells Palsy is a strange but frightening one, isn't it? Some people get over it quickly, some don't (like Jim Ross from WWE) but I'm glad we've all brightened your off-work period - shame you didn't lurk sooner, you'd have seen me having several delightful meltdowns. :D All...

Thought this myself, the other day; things like that stick in my head. Can only hope the news is positive.

Not exactly a rumour is it? Whether he's off or not has been banded about for over a month-ish; personally, I've thought it somewhat inevitable. Especially now that TM has drafted in more midfielders than he 'technically' needs. My only hope is that the rumours and the logical conjecture is...

Was just listening to Nirvana's acoustic cover of Bowie's "The Man Who Sold the World"...gave me goosebumps.

Well, if there is substance to the rumour, and he turns us down publicly, at least it'll give us something to whinge about for a week...