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Yep, another quality signing, not one you'd expect for a L1 side but well, we're clearly paving our promotion path with the many millions of quids we have at our disposal. ;) Cometh the hour, cometh the Mowbray. I might copyright that, it's gold.

Aubameyang deserved it, no question. Quality centre forward, who hails from a particularly poor and seldom-recognised country. Yaya needs to grow a pair, he's acting like an attention-seeking kid ffs.

Only film I could tolerate with Sandler in, was Happy Gilmore. I really cannot abide his 'comedy', it's so diluted and piss-weak. For someone so limited talent-wise, he's bloody loaded. I mean seriously loaded, like almost at a billionaire level.

Tinpot Shithouse of a club, can't stand them. Now that we're pulling ourselves around and making a resurgence, no bugger likes it, it's absurd. We have heritage, history and a legacy: onwards and upwards, back to where we belong. PUSB.

There's bound to be a little tinkering from The Man; either way, close game to call. 2-1 City, or a 1-1 draw.

Is that a threat? Are you offering us all out, or what? Make me get a life.

Don't care Hooi is, if he can play, get him in. I think that's exhausted the Hooi puns now, hopefully. Seems to be similar to Kent from what I've seen, but at least he looks up and tries to cross it.

It's amazing what a competent, skilled, organised management team can do for a club like CCFC. This is what we've been bereft of for so, SO long. Does make me wonder what the f'ing hell Pressley was playing at last season though...talk about half-arsed, myopic and wasteful.

Adkins can piss right off, in my opinion, he didn't even have the balls to call the ref' out on his dodgy performance. No honour and no bottle, give it a few months for a really bad run of form and he'll do a Keegan and leggit.

Ooh-er, missus... Bet he's a right stud, phwoar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow ^ Trashmen - Surfin' Bird. My nearly-four year old loves this song as much as Mr Blue Sky. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiDnB-CrrNs ^ Killswitch Engage - The End of Heartache. Probably my favourite song by KSE, I love their Metalcore styling...

Did that steely look give you a twinge? I'd have definitely had a twinge of some sort. The type of man you'd want as a dad, brother and mate rolled into one...there's a Leicester joke there somewhere...

"Reet, this is ya new Captain speakin', light up ya fags 'cos we're goin DOON. See ya's on the groond, I'll try an' land this bastaaaad in the Swanswell, watch this noo..." That's exactly how it played out in my head, for some reason. And I wouldn't be pouring another beer, I'd be trying to...

Rampage Jackson has signed?!?!?! Who's next, Kurt Angle and Ken Shamrock up front? ;)

Yeah but, home matches on Gosford Green, hmmm...the CCC strike again, and the rent is something like £12 million a month just to play games amidst shitting dogs and kids on bikes. Did you hear Nigel on CWR last night? How he became Mayor I don't know...

All the best, Dick Dumptruck.

Well, his omnipotent powers have dwindled of late, he hasn't ripped anyone to smithereens for a good week or so. I debate whether his heart's in this vaudeville villain role, anymore.

INTERWEBZ FIGHT!! My bets are on Grendel swooping in any minute and calling you all morons.

Really is compelling viewing, and the typically British insults are superb.

Jock McSporran is a glaring omission to that entirely fictional future team, it's a disgrace. The lad came from nothing, had to walk to training in the new Ryton Waspodrome training centre from his house in Glasgow...then he bangs 58 goals in 3 games, does a racist celebration and gets...