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  1. Ranjit Bhurpa

    What's happened to sandpaper ?

    Bought a pair of Loakes about 20 years ago and they're still going strong. Admittedly they visit the cobblers every now and then for heels and occasionally soles but well worth it. The culture now though seems to be to throw away and replace anything that's knackered rather than try and repair it.
  2. Ranjit Bhurpa

    piss smells

    Amazed at the diversity of topics covered on SBT. For the record, Ey Up Cock brewed by Thwaites.
  3. Ranjit Bhurpa

    Books

    Hope it's a more in depth read than his Diaries published in 1990 following the fatwa issued against him - Monday 1st January - stayed in Tuesday 2nd January - stayed in Wednesday 3rd January - stayed in ........
  4. Ranjit Bhurpa

    Match Thread Coventry City - Mansfield Town Match Thread - Saturday 11th Nov

    From all accounts they will have a fair few behind them. We could hope for the Cov effect in reverse and Mansfield fail to perform in front of an expectant crowd?
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    Match Thread Coventry City - Mansfield Town Match Thread - Saturday 11th Nov

    Hmmm difficult one to call. Mansfield only 1 away league win out of 8 and have drawn 4. They have already played away against 4 teams beginning with the letter C and not won any of them, so on that scientific basis alone, I'm going for a City win 2-1. Broadway Danny Rose not on the scoresheet...
  6. Ranjit Bhurpa

    Goalscorer

    Well, we're currently 6th so if we stay exactly as we are, I think we might finish 6th.
  7. Ranjit Bhurpa

    FA Cup Draw - Tonight - 7PM

    Confessions of a Maid??
  8. Ranjit Bhurpa

    FA Cup Draw - Tonight - 7PM

    Lovely - that would be 2 Maids we'd had.
  9. Ranjit Bhurpa

    Match Thread Coventry City - Maidenhead United Match Thread - Sunday 5th Nov

    Yet some think we need a 20 goal striker in January. The answer is already here methinks.
  10. Ranjit Bhurpa

    Match Thread Coventry City - Maidenhead United Match Thread - Sunday 5th Nov

    Don't hold back SW, a career in the BBC must surely follow :emoji_relaxed:
  11. Ranjit Bhurpa

    Coventry RFC Thread 18/19

    Edit - DMP lost...so even better for us.
  12. Ranjit Bhurpa

    Coventry RFC Thread 18/19

    Looks like the lead will be extended. Cov won 38-14, Blackhearh lost at home and both Plymouth and DMP could only draw. Happy days!
  13. Ranjit Bhurpa

    Coventry RFC Thread 18/19

    Looks like we are fortunate to have a hefty squad and the replacements will hopefully slot in seamlessly. Another potential banana skin today with Caldy unproven at this level and slow starters in their games so far. Hopefully we can dictate in the scrum right from the start and our overall game...
  14. Ranjit Bhurpa

    Things that annoy you

    No excuse now then if you want to wonder out loud what the pretty blonde checkout cashier looks like naked :emoji_relaxed:
  15. Ranjit Bhurpa

    Things That Don't Annoy You :-)

    Just don't tell them your name Pike and make sure that the fallen Madonna with the large boobies is firmly wrapped round your trouser leg!
  16. Ranjit Bhurpa

    Things That Don't Annoy You :-)

    Yes, not only is the choice of supermarket important but also the choice of cashier within it. At times like these I wish I was a ventriloquist with Tourettes, could have hours of fun baiting cashiers who have attitude.
  17. Ranjit Bhurpa

    Things That Don't Annoy You :-)

    Lol. Can't get my head round the rules they have at the checkout when you're trying to pack your shopping away. Must be some strange Germanic version of customer service.
  18. Ranjit Bhurpa

    What are you currently listening to?

    More golden oldies
  19. Ranjit Bhurpa

    Things that you do, that annoy others

    Saying 'yes dear' repeatedly to the missus when I'm in switched off mode. Annoys the hell out of her.
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