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    IKEA Closing in Coventry

    I remember when Kappa coats were all the rage in the mid 90s at school and always taking great delight in making the owners aware of the below.
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    Things that annoy you

    It was an official F1 wheel too. Must have cost over £100 and he couldn't do anything with it. He asked to borrow mine but I just got GTA San Andreas so there was no hope.
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    Things that annoy you

    My cousins parents bought him a PS2 steering wheel one Christmas without realising that it needs to be plugged into a console which he didn't have.
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    Are you happy

    After Christmas I had a month stretch where I just couldn’t shake off anxiety. I felt like I was underwater most of the time, had dizzy spells and all manner of symptoms. I'm pretty sure depression started to kick in a bit too because I found myself making excuses to go to bed as soon as I...
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    Things that annoy you

    Christ. I feel sorry for the kids that get an Xbox One or PS4 for Christmas / birthday and realise that they have to download the initial console update and then download a whole game (if it's a digital version) which in a lot of cases will not be done on the day.
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    Things that annoy you

    Feeling in the mood to play a game. Switching on the Xbox. Selecting the game. Getting a notification that the game needs an update of 7 GB which will take an hour. Some games need to be updated nearly every week and it's mostly bollocks DLC content nobody wants. I'm on Virgin unlimited...
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    Death List 2020

    Kirk had been a death pool dodger since the 90s.
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    Some of our fans are garbage

    Yes, there are people in every town in the world that hate where they live. Everyone knows that. However in my and others experience there are noticeably more people in Coventry that have negative thoughts towards their hometown than any other place I've been.
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    Some of our fans are garbage

    I was going to award you a like but you wrote you're instead of your which is an immediate disqualification in my book. I hope you understand and maybe give this post a like to show that there's no hard feelings.
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    Some of our fans are garbage

    Anymore of this and Greggs might contact the mods and talon you.
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    Some of our fans are garbage

    He's already explained that his use of the word garbage was an ironic callback to an obscure post in a completely different thread that nobody remembers. Do keep up.
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    Things that annoy you

    I saw that too and it made me like him more as a person. He seemed quite down to earth, self deprecating and a bit drunk. Not at all media trained and uptight like the usual Norton guests. I can't stand his music though. It's just Ed Sheeran with an annoying Scottish twang and it's every...
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    Some of our fans are garbage

    I've noticed from a young age that Coventry does seem to have a disproportionate amount of negative people. Blame it on WW2 or whatever but the amount of times Cov people say e.g "I fuckin hate this dump, it's a shithole" or "I'm just waiting for move somewhere else" is far higher than you'd...
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    Some of our fans are garbage

    I've heard that there were religious reasons behind the shooting. These things are quite common amongst birds of pray.
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    IKEA Closing in Coventry

    Here you go. Now you'll never be in a bad mood cos wise cup say be happy.
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    IKEA Closing in Coventry

    I'm going to add the word wastrel into my everyday vocabulary.
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    IKEA Closing in Coventry

    Mate, you need to "Live Laugh Love" more.
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    IKEA Closing in Coventry

    IKEA does have a section with art on canvas and other creatively designed tat so you could make an argument for it being somewhat cultured. Well more cultured than a Primark or Argos anyway.
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    New TV series 2019

    I'd say they've kept the quality pretty high throughout the run but the earlier series feature some truly head fucking moments, quite possibly because they were sitting on those stories for years and fleshed them out. I really like Reece Shearsmith as an actor. He can pull of drama almost as...
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