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    Holiday 2020 thread

    The people are lovely too. I was surprised by just how civilised and respectful everyone was. It also has to be said that the women in general were stunning. I don't think I clocked one muffin top or tramp stamp.
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    Things that annoy you

    It's probably just me getting older but does anyone else notice that younger women are becoming increasingly snobby and unfriendly these days?
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    Points targets

    I honestly don't see the point in digging down this deep into stats. It's like trying to predict the weather. There's too many variables at play.
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    Holiday 2020 thread

    We'd usually get dinner around 8 then go to a pub, get loaded on strong Polish beer, and stagger out at 1am drunkenly talking about the ensuing kebab. One night at the kebab stand I got talking to an arms dealer. Mad place.
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    IKEA Closing in Coventry

    I've come up with a solution. Turn it into a massive legalised brothel. Women can drop their men off their while they go shopping. Sex workers are off the streets which will decrease some social issues and tourism will boom. You could even put a few cannabis cafes in there and call it little...
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    Holiday 2020 thread

    I completely fell in love with Krakow. It's my favourite destination and I've been all over the world. There's just something about it that ticked every box for me. We went in early September and didn't see many stag or hen parties thankfully. Did you try one of their chicken kebab stalls...
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    Film Thread 2019

    A Beautiful Day In The Neighbourhood This is a very different but somehow very ordinary Hollywood film. It's different in the ways it's shot and the methods used in storytelling and its also unusual in that it's a film completely devoid of cynicism. It's basically about kindness and...
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Portsmouth Match Thread - Tuesday 11th Feb

    Portsmouth's run will end on Tuesday night with a soul destroying 4-0 loss at the hands of the Sky Blue Brummies. Folk will sing songs about the night for centuries to come! St Andrews will be transported to Coventry via helicopter on direct instructions from the head of The FA because we will...
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Bolton Wanderers Match Thread - Saturday 8th Feb

    Spoken in an obnoxiously loud Americanised accent while using overly dramatic facial expressions. "Hey, what's up guys, it's your boy (name) here. If you like this video please smash that like and subscribe button!
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    Holiday 2020 thread

    I would also have a highly recommend Auschwitz although it's quite bizarre being in a death camp packed in with endless amounts of fat American tourists and Japanese people taking photos of every inch of the museum. I preferred Birkenau although both combined are essential. The salt mine was...
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    Holiday 2020 thread

    I thought it was shite. Probably the most overrated, expensive, dirty place I've ever been to.
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    The Schofield story

    Somebody told me earlier that Schofield has numerous gagging orders out against the tabloids regarding grooming allegations. I don't know if they were just talking shit but there's seems to be something fishy lurking beneath the surface.
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    Holiday 2020 thread

    I went to Cancun in 2018 and New York in 2019 so I'll be taking less of an elaborate holiday this year to Madrid for a week in July. I know someone there so it'll be free accommodation. I'll just live on the relatively cheap tapas and beer putting on a few stone in the process.
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    Sorry Baka

    Stop Baka tracking.
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    Are you happy

    I don’t really talk to anyone about it because I'm too proud and hate showing vulnerability. I can talk away on here because there's a level of anonymity and I genuinely want to help anyone that's in the same boat. I've found recently one huge help is just diving head first into things. Going...
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    The Schofield story

    Seems shady as all fuck. My heart has always said that Schofield is a wrong un but obviously I had nothing to go on except his smug squeaky clean persona. I imagine this will get buried and Phil's lawyers have probably gagged the press already.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Bolton Wanderers Match Thread - Saturday 8th Feb

    I'm pretty sure Robins bets the under 3.5 goals market.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Bolton Wanderers Match Thread - Saturday 8th Feb

    Prepare for the smug after timers coming in to quote posts that were made at 1-1.
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