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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Bolton Wanderers Match Thread - Saturday 8th Feb

    Yep. The excuse that the team are tired is absolute bollocks.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Bolton Wanderers Match Thread - Saturday 8th Feb

    How did Birmingham win 3-1 away from home last night then? We had a days more rest too.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Bolton Wanderers Match Thread - Saturday 8th Feb

    No sitting back on the 1-0 and shitting ourselves late on please!
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Bolton Wanderers Match Thread - Saturday 8th Feb

    Why would he need to be surfing the web anonymously while playing football?
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    General Election 2019 thread

    I actually thought it was a joke until near the end. I think years of "reality" TV like Made In Chelsea which is obviously scripted but marketed as being real had warped a lot of people's perception on what's real and fake. It's like people who could never tell that bands were lip syncing on...
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    Things that annoy you

    Gyms seem to be magnets for arseholes. I've noticed a lot of people now seem to use the gym as a place to use their phones while sitting on expensive gym equipment rather than exercising much.
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    Another day, another murder

    I think you're definitely onto something there. I recently witnessed a child repeatedly misbehaving. The kid (6 years old) kept poking the pregnant family dog which was causing the dog great distress. The grandfather who owned the dog calmly told the kid to leave the dog alone about five times...
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    Are you happy

    You just did good buddy!
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    Things that annoy you

    C'mon. They're going to the effort of spending loads of money on a pompous material occasion that means fuck all so why can't you?
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    Things that annoy you

    That's 3 people on SBT who already knew Philip was gay but apparently his family and friends had no clue.
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    Things that annoy you

    I find it hard to believe that at nearly 60 years of age that his family didn't already know he was gay. He's been mincing around on TV for the past 30 years. It's the biggest open secret out there. I know someone who works in TV and they told me years ago that he's pretty open about it so the...
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    Things that annoy you

    Phillip Schofield coming out as gay. That in itself doesn't annoy me but people acting shocked and labelling him brave is.
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    Are you happy

    Mine felt like it came out of nowhere but looking back at it there were obvious triggers. Two close family members died of cancer within a short period of time and I was around them a lot. I put on a brave face and was strong for those around me, trying to make people laugh and take everyone's...
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    New TV series 2019

    "It wasn't like this at the San Siro.."
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    Call it now

    It's way too early to call it. Doing so is just tempting fate and toby fare I'm fuckin fuming that some people are saying we'll win the league. I will attempt to restore the balance. My prediction is that we will bottle it and finish 12th.
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    Another day, another murder

    None of these knife gangs are gay you'll notice. Shit stabbers.
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    Film Thread 2019

    Just Mercy This was quite a dull film despite the subject matter. I didn't feel like the acting was inspired enough to lift this from a standard court room drama film into something memorable. Bree Larson was particularly wooden. Jamie Foxx was the only thing I enjoyed about the film and he...
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