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    Coronavirus

    It's contrary to direct government advice, so if you chose to work from home (and had evidence that you were achieving as much), i suspect i know whose side a tribunal might be on! PS, Your MD's a c**t!
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    Things that annoy you

    Should the SBT membership send an open letter to the women of the world to tell them that men don't find trout pouts attractive, and they should cease forthwith? Oh, and get them to tell W*sps to drop the indemnity clause, natch!
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    Coronavirus

    Yeah good luck Stu, but FF's suggestion of you posting your timeline of symptoms might put some of the myths to bed. For instance - does it come with a sore throat (without a cough), runny nose, sneezing, headache? Those are associated with a cold/flu, so would be helpful to know the difference.
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    Supermarket shortages

    They've got the wheeled baskets these days - they'd be ok wouldn't they (although i think they were introduced because people are too fucking lazy to carry a normal one)?
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    Home Working Thread

    Is this all gaming talk? I haven't got a scooby what you're on about!
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    Cooking Thread

    Yeah - HER!
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    Things that annoy you

    Talking of puffy lips, this is the banner advert i'm getting on SBT recently, about retro photos ... and this is today's image. Is the supervisor checking out the stewardess' impressive camel-toe? But is that it with the lip filler thing? They think a puffy c**t gives a better fuck, so their gob...
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    Things that annoy you

    Is that really it, McB??? So much for the #metoo movement
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    Things that annoy you

    But WHY??? Why is it regarded as attractive (sexually or otherwise, i have no clue) to have bigger lips? I don't believe there are any scientific papers on evolutionary advantage (e.g. sexual selection) conferred by big lips. I know we shouldn't judge people's intelligence by their appearance...
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    Things that annoy you

    Totally agree with this, FM - and not just YOUNG women either (though they are the worst). How can they POSSIBLY think anyone wants them to look like that? Is it just so they don't actually have to pout on their stupid selfies and social media profile?
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    Cooking Thread

    That screenshot makes it look like she has wrapped some hair scrunchy doo-dahs around some spaghetti, then got her diarrhoeal cat to shit on them. Excellent!
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    Supermarket shortages

    Corrected for you!
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    Home Working Thread

    Is that what they call inflatable sheep these days?
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    Cooking Thread

    Oh you c**t!!
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    Cooking Thread

    Just had lunch of a couple of slices of ham and cheese on toast, twist of pepper, dash of Lea&P's Divine, dahling!
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    Supermarket shortages

    It's clearly to wash their arse with when they run out of bog paper!
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    Supermarket shortages

    I was just thinking (while wandering around Twitter) "When did we as a nation get so NASTY towards each other?" My belief? The rise of social media:- EVERYONE is an expert EVERYONE has something to say about everything EVERYONE thinks that they deserve to be listened to EVERYONE thinks that they...
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    Coronavirus

    I heard it said yesterday that if this drags on for too long, parents will find a vaccine before the scientists do!
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    Good films to watch for the situation

    And catches a virulent infection on a train, yeah!
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