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Isn't he too busy "entertaining" the public (at their own expense) with his hilarious BBC podcast?

If i remember correctly, he doesn't have much of a track record of sticking around when things get a bit tough ....

He could probably teach Joy a thing or two about tax evasion - errr, allegedly! And how about the bungs?? Good old Rosie!

My sister just started doing online shopping for her and my Mum, who is 90 this year, so shielding. My sister said "No substitutions" then moans endlessly when they repeatedly don't bring her a loaf of Warburton's Sliced White Farmhouse. FFS - it's bread, it won't kill you to eat Hovis or (god...

You could shit on HER doorstep, rather than your own, though?!! Literally!

Didn't realise you were so choosy, Marty!

Didn't know they still made them, Arch! Someone should teach them to grease the base of the tin (the inside!) before putting the pie in

Drop of red for us. First since Saturday. Partly to eke out the dwindling stocks, as we haven't been on a wine run to Calais since before Christmas, and it's looking a bit bleak! Will be on the first boat across the channel when we're allowed!!

We've been dry since Sunday (inclusive), but enjoying a drop of the red tonight.

People only take any notice of Tranmere because they're "owned" by Mark Palios, former FA Chief Exec (and first muppet to fall for the "charms" of Faria Alam, who later went on to have an affair with Sven!). Although, credit to him, he played in midfield for Tranmere for 9 years and 3 years at...

Lost the fewest games (3) of ANY English league side apart from Liverpool. That is quite a stat! The reason Pompey would want unweighted PPG is that their away PPG is abysmal!!! Would the final points table be calculated on PPG (weighted or not) over 44 games? Doubtful - but some great quiz...

I may have ranted about this before, but some twat in our village now thinks it is his right, nay DUTY, to broadcast music (but mainly himself) over his PA in the street for an HOUR every week after the 5 minute clap! Simply to get Facebook 'likes' I don't clap because it's not the way i do...

You have got to be fucking kidding!

Probably good until it outstayed its welcome (as many things do) - i wouldn't recommend beyond Series 4, IIRC.

Maybe unpopular, but i agree. Fine, give him an MBE or a fucking knighthood if you want, but a military honour such as honorary colonel-in-chief should be given for a military endeavour.

Sounds really good - i expect you all learnt something new, too.

Plenty of recipes out there for vegan Yorkies, Grendel. A vegan sausage wouldn't be high on my list of Sunday roasts, but it's nice to know everyone's requirements are taken care of these days. Vegan Yorkshire puddings

In similar vein, people who appoint themselves as Master of Ceremonies! Every Thursday since "the clap" started (has anything thought of an exit strategy for that, by the way??) some twat on an estate about 1/4 mile away from us has decided to get his PA system out and start playing music. This...

If the season ends now, i don't see that they will have any play-offs. Will either be top 2 only (however the positions are decided, but corrected PPG seems fairest) or top 3. Which of those are chosen probably depends on which way the EFL/FA think the Court for Arbitration for Sport will see it...

Sorry if this has been suggested in the intervening 6 pages, but i think "Points per game champions" would work to the "Your ground's too big for you" song!