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Ccfcisparks

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You actually look a bit like the guy from the cigar advert. The one played by Rab C Nesbitt where he’s in the photo both try to keep his combover in place before the flash goes. A bit, but obviously older looking. The combover was accurate though.
I’d love to see what G actually looks like. Thank you for the visual representation.
 

Grendel

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You actually look a bit like the guy from the cigar advert. The one played by Rab C Nesbitt where he’s in the photo both try to keep his combover in place before the flash goes. A bit, but obviously older looking. The combover was accurate though.

If we are getting personal Tony the first impression I had other than your inability to make eye contact was Peter Suttcliffe in his heyday
 

skybluetony176

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If we are getting personal Tony the first impression I had other than your inability to make eye contact was Peter Suttcliffe in his heyday
I couldn’t make eye contact due to your height restrictions. I wasn’t going to get down on one knee as I was concerned that your heart couldn’t take the excitement.
 

Grendel

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I couldn’t make eye contact due to your height restrictions. I wasn’t going to get down on one knee as I was concerned that your heart couldn’t take the excitement.

My recollection was you said “thanks for coming anyway” had your head on the floor moved to the back of the group never engaged with anyone but Otis and then left

Perceptions hey? Still seeing Sonia?
 

skybluetony176

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My recollection was you said “thanks for coming anyway” had your head on the floor moved to the back of the group never engaged with anyone but Otis and then left

Perceptions hey? Still seeing Sonia?
I didn’t have my head on the floor, I had to look down to see you. To be fair I did talk mostly to Otis and Clint but as we’re all in the under 50’s category and not the other 65’s like you we were bound to have more in common so don’t take it personally. It’s a generational thing. You understand.
 

Grendel

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I didn’t have my head on the floor, I had to look down to see you. To be fair I did talk mostly to Otis and Clint but as we’re all in the under 50’s category and not the other 65’s like you we were bound to have more in common so don’t take it personally. It’s a generational thing. You understand.

Well Otis remembers players from over 50 years ago

 

Grendel

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5’6” maybe as much as 5’8” from memory. Not like really really short. How can I put this. Short enough to have little man syndrome but not short enough to claim all the best things come in small packages.

Funny Tony my first impression of you was a fairly tall man but in reality a very little man indeed
 

Ccfcisparks

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5’6” maybe as much as 5’8” from memory. Not like really really short. How can I put this. Short enough to have little man syndrome but not short enough to claim all the best things come in small packages.

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skybluetony176

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Funny Tony my first impression of you was a fairly tall man but in reality a very little man indeed
I’m not tall. Well to you I probably am. Just average and content with what I’ve been dealt. Slightly above average height but nothing to brag about, but in every other way bang on average.
 
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Grendel

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oooo touche Grendel, I didn't realise a nerve had been touched

It really hasn’t I never get offended or annoyed on here. I think it’s hilarious
 

COV

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Have a scrap then.


that’s another option.

Not sure if you’d have to have some kind of handicap system though, from what I can tell it’d be a 70 year old little guy up against a much younger & bigger bloke- nobody needs to see that
 

LastGarrison

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I have got to say I have to admire Grendel here, he is one of the few who has met people in person and said who is on here, he then gets called out as a Ronnie Barker lookalike and still does not give a shit and ploughs into everyone!! :ROFLMAO:
 

skybluetony176

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that’s another option.

Not sure if you’d have to have some kind of handicap system though, from what I can tell it’d be a 70 year old little guy up against a much younger & bigger bloke- nobody needs to see that
I could always walk on my knees like I do when I’m play fighting with the kids ;)
 

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