Things that annoy you (24 Viewers)

vow

Well-Known Member
Jul 30, 2015
5,095
3,419
213
Coventry
Best give me your address and pic first, Rich. I hardly know you.
Where's the thrill in that!

My friend doesn't ask when he's out dogging...
 

vow

Well-Known Member
Jul 30, 2015
5,095
3,419
213
Coventry
Is it David Schwimmer?
No, but I'll give you a clue.....Played for Villa and likes to beat up Swedish birds....more, a friend of a friend, and no, it's not Joey or Chandler either.
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
Mar 26, 2011
78,322
43,077
813
No, but I'll give you a clue.....Played for Villa and likes to beat up Swedish birds....more, a friend of a friend, and no, it's not Joey or Chandler either.
John Terry?
 

Captain Dart

Well-Known Member
Oct 26, 2013
8,571
3,677
113
Dqpbf-mU4AAhZ1r.jpg
 

tommydazzle

Well-Known Member
Mar 27, 2011
920
765
143
Norfolk
Might use my own bags as I go round :)
Obviously you do this with self-scanning and I've often wondered how much is lost to genuine mistakes or folk being tempted by missing a high value item. It's so easy to forget to scan the odd item or even scan in their favour by scanning an item twice. Having said that the random checks have always found my shops bang on.
 

fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
Dec 9, 2011
36,127
37,536
313
The poppy season and the hysterical reaction against somebody who dares not to wear one. It is completely devaluing what the poppy appeal is about.
Some people seem to have the idea that it's a sign of your patriotism when it's really got nothing to do with that.
 

richnrg

Well-Known Member
Jan 22, 2014
1,727
2,129
213
The poppy season and the hysterical reaction against somebody who dares not to wear one. It is completely devaluing what the poppy appeal is about.
Some people seem to have the idea that it's a sign of your patriotism when it's really got nothing to do with that.
tight arse
 

Nick

Administrator
Feb 25, 2008
137,812
56,636
1,063
Coventry
The poppy season and the hysterical reaction against somebody who dares not to wear one. It is completely devaluing what the poppy appeal is about.
Some people seem to have the idea that it's a sign of your patriotism when it's really got nothing to do with that.

I've got 2, I'm double British!
 

Captain Dart

Well-Known Member
Oct 26, 2013
8,571
3,677
113
The poppy season and the hysterical reaction against somebody who dares not to wear one. It is completely devaluing what the poppy appeal is about.
Some people seem to have the idea that it's a sign of your patriotism when it's really got nothing to do with that.
There are also people out there who say it glorifies war when it does nothing of the sort.
 

SBAndy

Well-Known Member
Mar 20, 2011
4,855
5,003
313
I'm sure it's been mentioned before (I may have even mentioned it!) but those backpacks on wheels that every 'professional' and his dog walk round with now in train stations. Just put it on your back you fucking imbeciles.
 

fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
Dec 9, 2011
36,127
37,536
313
I'm sure it's been mentioned before (I may have even mentioned it!) but those backpacks on wheels that every 'professional' and his dog walk round with now in train stations. Just put it on your back you fucking imbeciles.
Yes, usually been pulled with one hand and a phone in the other. Wankers
 

Malaka

Well-Known Member
Jan 23, 2014
2,069
1,570
213
Coventry
Jacob Wohl is a horrible little shit. Trump and Katie Hopkins love child
 

Blind-Faith

Well-Known Member
Mar 19, 2018
2,658
2,747
213
Southam
Last day of a holiday , I’ve gotta be out the room in 2 hours but all I wanna do is go down and have a dirty breakfast with a Bacardi and coke and soak up the sun .
 
  • Like
Reactions: vow

Otis

Well-Known Member
Mar 26, 2011
78,322
43,077
813
Bloody kids in the modern world.

I fear for our future, I really do.

Daughter has arranged to meet her best friend at 12 today. The internet has just stopped working though in our house, so obviously a Virgin problem.

She just asked if it's off and I said it was and she is in all but full on panic mode. 'What about Lucy? How do I know she's still okay to meet up? How long will it be off for?'

She's telling me she now can't get in touch with Lucy.

'For God''s sake!' I replied. 'Send a bloody text message! Or CALL her!'

This is not the first time and I have seen her friends be exactly the same.

Geez..... :(
 

I_Saw_Shaw_Score

Well-Known Member
May 8, 2015
7,702
4,900
163
Couldn’t beat a coco pops Monkey plastic thing you’d shove on the top of your pencil, never knew what they were for but getting one of those topped Xmas day!
 
  • Like
Reactions: Nick

Captain Dart

Well-Known Member
Oct 26, 2013
8,571
3,677
113

Otis

Well-Known Member
Mar 26, 2011
78,322
43,077
813
My daughter won best short film for that very concept of a toy in a cereal box.

I wonder where she got that idea from?

giphy.gif
 

dancers lance

Well-Known Member
Feb 12, 2013
1,537
1,001
163
Why don't they do free things in cereal any more?
Some overly dramatic ponce, (most probably gifted and advisory role through nepotism), once heard a story about some kid that nearly chocked on a 3" He Man badge after eating Ready Brek, in the dark. Hence forth, decided to make a name for himself and extract the fun from the breakfast table. I'm sorry, but If a child chokes to death after eating a football card with a miniature cap gun attached to the back of it thinking this to be part of the breakfast meal, then they are just thinning the herd.
 
Last edited:

tommydazzle

Well-Known Member
Mar 27, 2011
920
765
143
Norfolk
Some overly dramatic ponce, (most probably gifted and advisory role through nepotism), once heard a story about some kid that nearly chocked on a 3" He Man badge after eating Ready Brek, in the dark. Hence forth, decided to make a name for himself and extract the fun from the breakfast table. I'm sorry, but If a child chokes to death after eating a football card with a miniature cap gun attached to the back of it thinking this to be part of the breakfast meal, then they are just thinning the herd.
Cereal killers?
 

SBAndy

Well-Known Member
Mar 20, 2011
4,855
5,003
313
Some overly dramatic ponce, (most probably gifted and advisory role through nepotism), once heard a story about some kid that nearly chocked on a 3" He Man badge after eating Ready Brek, in the dark. Hence forth, decided to make a name for himself and extract the fun from the breakfast table. I'm sorry, but If a child chokes to death after eating a football card with a miniature cap gun attached to the back of it thinking this to be part of the breakfast meal, then they are just thinning the herd.

Did he do a sad face holding a box of ready brek?
 

Captain Dart

Well-Known Member
Oct 26, 2013
8,571
3,677
113
mE-Ac1hyA4oHtp-4Gybx4LQ.jpg

Boing! Magic Roundabout.
 

Users who are viewing this thread